[Game] Guilty -or- Not Guilty

[pspahr]

Guilty
Have you ever let another tech out in the field with toner on his face?

Not guilty (that'd be an ass of a thing to do)

Ever had a customer drag you to their "attic" and ask if you could get their 1000 year old analog working, and then laugh at them, only to find out they were not kidding?

[10871087]

Not guilty (that'd be an ass of a thing to do)

Ever had a customer drag you to their "attic" and ask if you could get their 1000 year old analog working, and then laugh at them, only to find out they were not kidding?

A: GUILTY, and I continued to laugh

Q: Ever have have a customer agrue with you to the point where you just pack up your stuff and walk out of their office.

[Supertech]

Q: Ever have have a customer agrue with you to the point where you just pack up your stuff and walk out of their office.

Answer - guilty

Question - Ever fix a machine on the side for a friend (not getting paid) using the company's parts (other then corona wire)?

[nightshade]

Answer - guilty

Question - Ever fix a machine on the side for a friend (not getting paid) using the company's parts (other then corona wire)?

Not guilty. I charge everyone!!

Ever slept with a customer?

Forgive me if I doubled up, as I didn't read all 10 pages.

[DadO]

nOt GuIlTy ; But did run on a few "cats" and even whit my charm, none was interested in a copier tech (let's say that they would rather take shifter from a mercedes then to hold a screwdriver but who wouldn't )

Did u ever fixed a strange problem(jaming and etc.) by driving a copier machine in ur car?

[wagon]

nOt GuIlTy ; But did run on a few "cats" and even whit my charm, none was interested in a copier tech (let's say that they would rather take shifter from a mercedes then to hold a screwdriver but who wouldn't )

Did u ever fixed a strange problem(jaming and etc.) by driving a copier machine in ur car?

guilty. sort of.

Did you ever go home for a 'long lunch' with the missus?

[cobiray]

Guilty, but that was before GPS and cell phones (never thought I'd miss crappy text pagers)

Ever get a call from a co worker about a problem and tell them you would have to stop over and look at it to pawn another call off on them you didn't want to do, even though you could've told him the answer over the phone?

[TAGdesign]

Guilty, but that was before GPS and cell phones (never thought I'd miss crappy text pagers)

Ever get a call from a co worker about a problem and tell them you would have to stop over and look at it to pawn another call off on them you didn't want to do, even though you could've told him the answer over the phone?

A: Not guilty

Q: Ever asked somebody to just not call you any more?
Because of continuous stupidity, for example.

[Cipher]

A. Guilty

Q. Have you ever drawn straws with the other techs to who goes to the next call for a certain customer who is a nightmare.

[FRIDGEMAGNET]

A. Guilty

Q. Have you ever drawn straws with the other techs to who goes to the next call for a certain customer who is a nightmare.

Guilty!

Ever been to a call at a customers house and knelt down in front of machine to work on it and knelt on a wet carpet from customers dog p**s.

[newbie]

Guilty!

Ever been to a call at a customers house and knelt down in front of machine to work on it and knelt on a wet carpet from customers dog p**s.

A: Not Guilty

Q: Have you ever went to install the copier as a printer for a customer, and they ask you to fix all their other computer problems. ( Im the IT Coordinator)

[deep]

A: Not Guilty

Q: Have you ever went to install the copier as a printer for a customer, and they ask you to fix all their other computer problems. ( Im the IT Coordinator)

A:Guilty, I'd charge them for extra labor cost.

Q:Have you ever made a mistake to blown up a copier.

[kyoceradude]

A. not guilty

Q. have you ever been the one to draw the short straw and then proceed to tell the customer you drew the short straw when they ask you why you were the one there instead of their normal tech?

[Spank6482]

Q. have you ever been the one to draw the short straw and then proceed to tell the customer you drew the short straw when they ask you why you were the one there instead of their normal tech?

A: Not guilty but possible in the future

Q. Have you ever just wanted to strangle the stupid ass retards that go out and buy shitty equipment that doesn't work, bring them back to their about to go out of business copy shop or ship them to their Uncle Fred in Uzbekistan and then proceed to post shit here trying to find out why the piece of shit copier doesn't fucking work after he dumped all the developer out and what a E061-234098 error is on his $180 Canon CLC dinosaur shit-box is. Hey I don't know shit about automatic transmissions but do you see me tearing my wife's mini-fucking-van apart and heading over to Clutch Masters and playing 20 questions, NO you don't so don't do it here you cheap no paying dickhead.

Oh yea, back to my original question, have you ever wanted to go off on someone who is constantly looking for free advice but never brings anything to the table.

[pspahr]

A: Not guilty but possible in the future



Oh yea, back to my original question, have you ever wanted to go off on someone who is constantly looking for free advice but never brings anything to the table.

Guilty of wanting to and Even more so guilty of doing so!!!!!


Q: Ever "inadvertantly" wind up with a (your machine here) that came off lease or trade in your basement for your own personal usage? (Not I, by the way)