[Game] Guilty -or- Not Guilty

[wagon]

Q: Ever "inadvertantly" wind up with a (your machine here) that came off lease or trade in your basement for your own personal usage? (Not I, by the way)

A. Guilty. Very.

Q. Have you, after 'appropriating' said free machine then flogged consumables for said free machine from every trade in?

[nightshade]

A. Guilty. Very.

Q. Have you, after 'appropriating' said free machine then flogged consumables for said free machine from every trade in?

Very very guilty.

Q. And then make lots of $$$$$'s selling prints from said hypothetical machine??

[wagon]

Very very guilty.

Q. And then make lots of $$$$$'s selling prints from said hypothetical machine??

A. Guilty. Sort of.

Q. Have you ever rescued a trade in from the bin, fixed it up and then sold it for $$$ ?

[nightshade]

A. Guilty. Sort of.

Q. Have you ever rescued a trade in from the bin, fixed it up and then sold it for $$$ ?

Not guilty.

Q. Ever had a cat use your toolbox as a litter box? (not me but a co-worker was guilty).

[Ollie1981]

Not guilty.

Q. Ever had a cat use your toolbox as a litter box? (not me but a co-worker was guilty).

A. Almost guity.......when I was a TV/VCR/Hi-Fi tech had a customer's Dobermann puppy piss into my toolbox. Same thing, different animal

Q. Ever turned up to work with a bad stomach, started working on the machine when all of a sudden you get the birth pangs, have to damn near sprint to the customer's bathroom and do the apocalypse of all dumps.

Then whilst still midway through sat in the toilet cublicle, had someone come in and use the urinal whilst loudly exclaiming "Smells like something died in here!!"

[mrfixit]

A. Guilty

Q. ever tell a customer there machine is an old piece of crap and they should think of upgrading only to be told they bought it "rebuilt" from your company 2 months earlier.

[deep]

Not guilty.

Q:have you ever intentionally to make a fussy customer to complain on you in order to get away from him.

[DSallee]

Not guilty.

Q:have you ever intentionally to make a fussy customer to complain on you in order to get away from him.

Not guilty..


True story ---> Have you ever had to plug your vacuum in under the secretary's desk and she had no undies on?? (the plug in was by her feet and I bent down on the front side of her desk to plug it in and had a straight shot view oh my...

Dave

[Ozzy]

Not guilty..


True story ---> Have you ever had to plug your vacuum in under the secretary's desk and she had no undies on?? (the plug in was by her feet and I bent down on the front side of her desk to plug it in and had a straight shot view oh my...

Dave

Not guilty (you suck)

Have you ever gotten a full on view of a nice boobie when a friendly customer bent down to help you load paper or show you where the jamming was going on?

[banginbishop]

Oh i'm as guilty as hell

Ever put laxative in a workshop managers drink because he's a complete twat (i.e complains when you do a refurb, work untill 1am on a workday and be told there is a a bit of dirt on a screw head so wont pass it) and piss yourself when you find out he spent the night on the toilet and didn't know why