[Game] Guilty -or- Not Guilty

[Cipher]

Ok time for a new game me thinks.

Basically your answer the last question posed as either 'Guilty' -or- 'Not Guilty'.
Then you make up your own question to ask.

Pretty simple, so I'll start the ball rolling...


Q. Have you ever lied to a customer to get yourself out of shit?

[Copier_Guy]

Q. Have you ever lied to a customer to get yourself out of shit?

GUILTY

Q. Have you ever broken a machine on purpose?

[Cipher]

GUILTY

Q. Have you ever broken a machine on purpose?

Not Guilty

Q. Have you ever cursed loudly in pure frustration right in front of a customer?

[wagon]

Q. Have you ever cursed loudly in pure frustration right in front of a customer?

A. Guilty.

Q. Have you ever chatted up girls in the office?

[Copier_Guy]

A. Guilty.

Q. Have you ever chatted up girls in the office?

A. SOOOOOOO Guilty


Q. Have you ever spilled a lot Toner on a customer's very light colored rug?

[knightfall]

A. SOOOOOOO Guilty


Q. Have you ever spilled a lot Toner on a customer's very light colored rug?

A. Guilty

Q. Have you then tried to move the copier to cover the toner spill?

[Copier_Guy]

A. Guilty

Q. Have you then tried to move the copier to cover the toner spill?

A. Guilty

Q. Have you ever created a toner cloud in an office that made the office occupants look at you like WTF while moving away from you and the machine?

[wagon]

Q. Have you ever created a toner cloud in an office that made the office occupants look at you like WTF while moving away from you and the machine?

A. Guilty.

Q. Have you ever farted whilst talking to a customer?

[10871087]

A. Guilty.

Q. Have you ever farted whilst talking to a customer?

A. Very Guilty

B. Have you ever waved a rag full of citrus based solvent around the room to cover the stench of a good fart so a customer would't smell it?

[wagon]

B. Have you ever waved a rag full of citrus based solvent around the room to cover the stench of a good fart so a customer would't smell it?

A. Guilty as charged.

Q. Have you started your service vacuum to suck away the stink of a good fart to avoid detection?

[Copier_Guy]

A. Guilty as charged.

Q. Have you started your service vacuum to suck away the stink of a good fart to avoid detection?

A. Guilty


Q. Have you ever bent over to look into a machine and cut loose a good one in a room full of people?

[Cipher]

A. Guilty


Q. Have you ever bent over to look into a machine and cut loose a good one in a room full of people?

Guilty

Q. Have you ever dropped da bomb in a lift full of people?

[wagon]

Q. Have you ever dropped da bomb in a lift full of people?

A. Very Guilty. In fact, I used to REALLY enjoy dropping a big one just before getting out of a lift, to really surprise the next lot. It works particularly well in lifts with little or no ventilation.


Q. Have you ever done a 'hit and run' job on a machine?

[Copier_Guy]

A. Very Guilty. In fact, I used to REALLY enjoy dropping a big one just before getting out of a lift, to really surprise the next lot. It works particularly well in lifts with little or no ventilation.


Q. Have you ever done a 'hit and run' job on a machine?

A. I confess, I'm Guilty! (Please stop slapping me with that rubber hose!)


Q. Have you ever took 5 minutes to fix a machine but milked it to 1 hour because you didn't feel like dealing with the next customer in line? Let the next guy pick it up!

[wagon]

Q. Have you ever took 5 minutes to fix a machine but milked it to 1 hour because you didn't feel like dealing with the next customer in line? Let the next guy pick it up!

A. Guilty.

Q. Have you ever strung a job out if close to home : working it so there is insufficient time to go to another job ? (So you can go home early!)