super glue
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Ever super glue a quarter to the bench to see who tries to palm it?
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Ever super glue a quarter to the bench to see who tries to palm it?
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Guilty, Ever see your customer in your rear veiw mirror, running and waving her hands to get you to stop, and you keep lightly tapping the gas to see how far she will run?The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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DEFINITELY NOT guilty ( lol! rolf! imao! )
Did u ever touched the 230V connector (or ur rating) of scanner lamp while cleaning mirrors whit one hand while holding the metal house of copier whit another and for the next 5 min u was pinned in same position at the time u touched connector becose aftershock despite costumer's unsuccessful trying to help u?Comment
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Answer: Not Guilty, but I did kill the power to the entire 8th floor of a building once while trying to fish a screw out of the bottom of a machine in the area of the power supply. 110vac + Screwdriver + copier frame = sparks and then darkness.
Question: Ever split from work a little early and then have the customer call the office to tell the dispatcher that you left a tool behind?Comment
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not guilty, did you ever go home earlier, getting ready to watch a movie and recieve a call from your office saying that the part you ordered had arrived and you need to go to the office to pick it up and go put it on the customer machine. because he had just called them saying he was in urgent need of this copier. hehesigpicWe can all Win, but at the end we all loose. Save the greyhoundComment
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nappy time
Not guilty but close.
Ever stop by the house for lunch and kick back in the ol' Laziboy and fall asleep only to have the boss call about 4 oclock wondering where you are?
Like the United States Postal Service It's a miracle it works!Comment
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Not Guilty
Ever crouch down too service a copier and get an upskirt peek ? Or, get behind the copier with some panels off to get a sneek peek ?
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Not guilty. I use stretch jeans
Did u ever talk obout new machine whit costumer that u delivered 10 mins ago, telling him all the best of that machine that looked like it's a best dam machine on the market, and after turning it on, dam machine showed an error code.....?? (notice the "dam" word)
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Not guilty
Ever stop by a fellow employees house because they called in sick only to find them sun tanning on the front lawn?the savin2535 is displaying well bet the hiter lamp is not shining and the lamp had been tested o.k.please kindly help.Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.
Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.Comment
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Not guilty
Ever repo a $14 ream of staples for non payment and trade whats left to another customer for a T-shirt?The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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A: not guilty - but have accepted traded items for service
Q: Have you ever told a customer "they are on there own" after one of there patients took a dump in the bypass?
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A: Not Guilty....
Q: Ever repo a copier from a crack house, find out that a family of RATS, crapped and pissed all over inside the machine?
Only to have the owner of the company ask you how long before it's ready to go back out? AS NEW!!!!!!!!!
My mission here on Earth is to help all you Dum-Dums!Comment
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guilty of finding a nest of mice in the bottom cassette.
Have you ever worked on a copier, then had a conversion with everone in the office building on the way out the door. Only to get to your car and check the review mirror, to see your nose and cheeks covered in toner?Comment
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Guilty
Have you ever let another tech out in the field with toner on his face?Why do they call it common sense?
If it were common, wouldn't everyone have it?Comment
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