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  • izzynut
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    A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast.

    To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.

    Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, 'E-G-G.'

    'Very good,' says the teacher.

    Peter says he had toast 'T-O-A-S-T.'

    'Excellent.'

    Johnny has his hand up, and the teacher reluctantly calls on him.

    'I had fuck all,' he says, 'F-U-C-K A-L-L.'

    The teacher is mortified, and scolds Johnny for his rude answer.

    Later, when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the students some rudimentary questions.

    Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada. Peter is able to tell her which ocean is off Canada's east coast.

    When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the nutrition lesson, and decides to give him a very difficult question.

    'Johnny,' she asks, 'Where is the Quebec border?'

    Johnny thinks over the question and finally says, 'The Quebec boarder is upstairs with my mother and that's why I got fuck all for breakfast today!!!'

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      Re: Joke of the Day

      Originally posted by izzynut
      Men Who Lack Female Supervision

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      You forgot one.

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                                They listen to everything but only hear what they want to!!!

                                Diarrhea.


                                A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom he needs Viagra.

                                The mom asks, "Why on earth do you need that?"

                                The little boy replies, "isn't that what you give dad when HIS shit won't get hard?!"

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