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  • izzynut
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            Originally posted by slimslob
            Bear in mind it is dog 🤣
            A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
            Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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            • slimslob
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              Originally posted by tsbservice
              Bear in mind it is dog 🤣
              Lying on a bear.

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              • tsbservice
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                Originally posted by tsbservice
                Bear in mind it is dog 🤣
                Originally posted by slimslob
                Lying on a bear.
                Excellent 👌
                A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
                Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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                • izzynut
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                    • slimslob
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                      • izzynut
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                            Originally posted by izzynut
                            Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupe melons and no one asks - "What the Hell is wrong with you?"
                            Unless you buy them directly from the packing shed. Then they come in crates of 50. During the summer when I was a high school aged teenager, I could get a crate for $2.50 and sell around the neighborhood for 10 to 15 cents each.

                            I envy people who grow old gracefully. They age like a fine wine.
                            I will settle for the wine.

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