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Mole Family
A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together In a little mole hole.
One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, 'Yum! I smell maple syrup!'
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, 'Oh, Yum! I smell honey!'
Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air,
but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. This makes him whine, 'Geez, all I can smell is....
MOLEASSES!Comment
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A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died. "All right, son." asked the father, "what does that show you?" "Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."Comment
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Q. Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician ?
A. He worked it out with a pen and paper..........0oo..
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Impossibilities in the world
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1- You can't count your hair.
2- You can't wash your eyes with soap.3- You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
4- Please put your tongue back inside.
5- You look stupid
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Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, sitting a few bar stools down from them, turning blue from the Armadillo burger she ate too fast.
The first Texan said to the other, "Think we oughtta help?"
"Yep, reckon so", says the second.
The first Texan gets up, walks over to the lady and asks, "Can you breathe?"
She shakes her head, "no".
"Can you speak?" he then asks.
She shakes her head, "no", again.
With that, he helps her to her feet, lifts up her skirt, and starts to lick her on the butt.
She is so shocked, she coughs up the obstruction and begins to breathe again, with great relief.
The first Texan turns back to his friend and says with a smile, "Funny how that Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!"Comment
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