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  • izzynut
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    Her Drunk Husband Thought He Had Gotten Away With It, But He Was
    Shocked When She Said This



    Well, the hours passed and the beers went down way too easily. Around
    3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
    and cuckooed 3 times.
    Quickly, realizing the wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
    solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her.

    cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)





    throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
    and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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