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  • izzynut
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                • izzynut
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                  Sex with a Cowboy

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                  Prior to her trip to Calgary Alberta , Carol (a blonde chick from England ), confided to her co-workers and friends she had three goals for her trip to Cowboy country ;


                  1. She wanted to taste some real western Bar-B-Q.


                  2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo... And...


                  3. She wanted to have sex with a local cowboy.


                  Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.


                  'Let me tell you, they have Alberta beef to die for, and when they bar-b-q it, the taste is unbelievable!'


                  'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes...Those guys wrestle full grown bulls!


                  They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'


                  Then came the big question,




                  'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'


                  'Are you kidding? When I saw the size of the condoms they carry in their back pockets I changed my mind!'


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                  • Phil B.
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                    Originally posted by izzynut
                    Sex with a Cowboy

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                    Prior to her trip to Calgary Alberta , Carol (a blonde chick from England ), confided to her co-workers and friends she had three goals for her trip to Cowboy country ;


                    1. She wanted to taste some real western Bar-B-Q.


                    2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo... And...


                    3. She wanted to have sex with a local cowboy.


                    Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.


                    'Let me tell you, they have Alberta beef to die for, and when they bar-b-q it, the taste is unbelievable!'


                    'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes...Those guys wrestle full grown bulls!


                    They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'


                    Then came the big question,




                    'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'


                    'Are you kidding? When I saw the size of the condoms they carry in their back pockets I changed my mind!'


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                    Brought to you by:

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                    Naw Grizzly wide cut wintergreen is better.

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                    • slimslob
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                      Originally posted by Phil B.
                      Naw Grizzly wide cut wintergreen is better.

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                      Remember Phil, Calgary is the Canadian southwest. They have no idea how to really cowboy up.

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                      • izzynut
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                        • izzynut
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