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Eskimo takes his car to the garage. Says to the mechanic "everytime I move my car there's a little patch of oil underneath"
the mechanic has a quick look underneath, then says "It looks to me like you've blown a seal"
(wait for it....)
the eskimo replies "that's just frost on my moustache!"Comment
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Saw it, had to share it.I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.Comment
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There's no sign of the offending vehicle, but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper. The lawyer picks up the note.
"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!Comment
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' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!Comment
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I just post 'em...I don't explain 'em.I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.Comment
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Oh no!!I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.Comment
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Another one.I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.Comment
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On Animal Hospital, I always wondered why Rolf Harris looked so excited when he was told they'd be looking at a young beaver.
I think we have to forgive Rolf Harris, simply because he's such an amazing man.
For example on Animal Hospital I once saw him cure a young boy's pet snake in under 2 minutes, and all he got the boy to do was stroke it under the blanket until it was sick.
Rolf Harris has been accused of playing his didgeridoo in A-Minor.Comment
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The Seven Dwarfs came home tired from a long hard day's work, and decided to relax in the hot-tub. They put on their swimming trunks, grabbed some beers and hopped in. Soon they started to feel happy.
So Happy left.
The earth is rotating at over 1000 miles per hour, however humans don't feel the effect of it.
...Until the ninth or tenth pint....
If you close your eyes and rub a Kiwi fruit in one hand and rub one of your testicles in the other, it's difficult to tell the difference.
It also gets you banned from Asda....
Three married guys died and met St Peter at the Pearly Gates. St Peter asked the first guy: "Did you ever cheat on your wife?"
The guy answered honestly: "Yes, every chance I got."
St Peter pointed to two doors, telling the guy to enter the second one.
He then turned to the second guy and asked him: "Did you ever cheat on your wife?" "A couple of times" the guy replied.
St Peter ordered him through door two. Then he asked the third guy:
"Did you ever cheat on your wife?"
The guy thought for a moment and said:
"Well, there was one time. You see, I was in this saloon in Texas, and I noticed they had only one cowgirl working there to look after all the guys. I asked the bartender how come, and he said: "She's all we need. That filly can suck a baseball bat through a garden hose!"
So that's when I cheated on my wife."
St Peter told him to enter door one. The guy asked: "What's going on? You sent the other guys to door number two."
"I know", said St Peter. "and they're both going to hell. But you and I are going to Texas."Comment
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No laughing.
Can You Make It Through This Post Without Giggling? | FB TroublemakersFB TroublemakersI know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.Comment
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