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  • Iowatech
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    #2431
    Re: Joke of the Day

    How to learn from defeat

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    • Shadow
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      #2432
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      Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the Local Nissan plant.

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      After a while the 1st guy says to the?? 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin????
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      The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"
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      • Akitu
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        My wife said she wanted to try the other hole. I'm afraid she might get pregnant, what should I do?
        Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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        • bigwul
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          #2434
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          Originally posted by Akitu
          My wife said she wanted to try the other hole. I'm afraid she might get pregnant, what should I do?

          That has just caused me to spit my tea all over my keyboard.....lol.........

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          • NeoMatrix
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            #2435
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            Originally posted by Akitu
            My wife said she wanted to try the other hole. I'm afraid she might get pregnant, what should I do?
            Darrr!.... I'd probably tell her not to swallow, but I'm definitely "no ex-spert" on that.
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            • Debs1964
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              #2436
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              Originally posted by NeoMatrix
              Darrr!.... I'd probably tell her not to swallow, but I'm definitely "no ex-spert" on that.
              Refraining from replying to this lol
              There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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              • Akitu
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                Originally posted by Debs1964
                Refraining from replying to this lol
                I was actually waiting for your reply to my joke, your sense of humour seems to be quite similarly twisted as my own.
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                • Debs1964
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                  #2438
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                  You probably need to be British to understand this, but I thought it was funny

                  iceland.jpg
                  There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                  • Akitu
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                    Originally posted by Debs1964
                    You probably need to be British to understand this, but I thought it was funny

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                    I hate to bring facts into jokes, but the globally recognized statistics say that Congonese men average over 7" and the rest of us fall to about 5". The advantage of an average, is that it's a sum of all metrics divided equally, so some outliers are larger and smaller than average.

                    As an aside, I may have missed the connection of Britain-Iceland, and therefore, the joke.
                    Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                    • Debs1964
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                      #2440
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                      Originally posted by Akitu
                      As an aside, I may have missed the connection of Britain-Iceland, and therefore, the joke.
                      We have a cheap frozen food shop called Iceland, their advertising campaign uses the punchline "That's why mums go to Iceland"
                      There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                      • Debs1964
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                        #2441
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                        Originally posted by NeoMatrix
                        Darrr!.... I'd probably tell her not to swallow, but I'm definitely "no ex-spert" on that.
                        If the dove is the bird of peace, then what is the bird of true love
                        There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                        • habik
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                          • KenB
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                            #2443
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                            Originally posted by Debs1964
                            If the dove is the bird of peace, then what is the bird of true love
                            The Swallow, of course!
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                            • Akitu
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                              #2444
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                              Originally posted by Debs1964
                              If the dove is the bird of peace, then what is the bird of true love
                              The swallow, of course.
                              Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                              • NeoMatrix
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                                #2445
                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                Originally posted by Debs1964
                                If the dove is the bird of peace, then what is the bird of true love
                                At our age I was going to write KFC but lagonda would have ripped strips off me....
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