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  • HenryT2
    Senior Tech

    500+ Posts
    • Apr 2010
    • 962
    #2326
    Re: Joke of the Day

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    "The Serenity Prayer" . . .
    God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .

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      • HenryT2
        Senior Tech

        500+ Posts
        • Apr 2010
        • 962
        #2327
        Re: Joke of the Day

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        "The Serenity Prayer" . . .
        God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .

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          • Iowatech
            Not a service manager

            2,500+ Posts
            • Dec 2009
            • 3930
            #2328
            Re: Joke of the Day

            Unlocking the power of spite!

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              • ZOOTECH
                Senior member of CRS

                Site Contributor
                2,500+ Posts
                • Jul 2007
                • 3374
                #2329
                Re: Joke of the Day

                Who Enjoys Sex More
                A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
                The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
                "That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered.
                "Think about this...when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?"
                "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                  • NeoMatrix
                    Senior Tech.

                    2,500+ Posts
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 3514
                    #2330
                    Re: Joke of the Day

                    Originally posted by ZOOTECH
                    Who Enjoys Sex More
                    (snip)
                    "That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered.
                    "Think about this...when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?"
                    That doesn't prove anything the man countered.
                    Think about this.... when you "hear bitches" and you put your finger in your ear and wriggle it around then pull it out, which feel better, -your ear or your finger?
                    Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
                    •••••• •••[§]• |N | € | o | M | Δ | t | π | ¡ | x | •[§]••• ••••••

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                      • slimslob
                        Retired

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                        25,000+ Posts
                        • May 2013
                        • 36907
                        #2331
                        Re: Joke of the Day

                        Originally posted by NeoMatrix
                        That doesn't prove anything the man countered.
                        Think about this.... when you "hear bitches" and you put your finger in your ear and wriggle it around then pull it out, which feel better, -your ear or your finger?
                        Neo, you're making no sense.

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                          • NeoMatrix
                            Senior Tech.

                            2,500+ Posts
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 3514
                            #2332
                            Re: Joke of the Day

                            Originally posted by slimslob
                            Neo, you're making no sense.
                            ....... ..... Naggin bitchy women people make your finger feel better while it's in your ear....
                            Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
                            •••••• •••[§]• |N | € | o | M | Δ | t | π | ¡ | x | •[§]••• ••••••

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                              • habik
                                Service Manager

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                                • Apr 2010
                                • 2013
                                #2333
                                Found it on FB just now and thought of our fellow friend why has he picked the avatar he has




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                                  • fixthecopier
                                    ALIEN OVERLORD

                                    2,500+ Posts
                                    • Apr 2008
                                    • 4714
                                    #2334
                                    Re: Joke of the Day

                                    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                                      • Phrag
                                        Trusted Tech

                                        250+ Posts
                                        • Oct 2012
                                        • 417
                                        #2335
                                        Re: Joke of the Day

                                        Here's one for those of you familiar with programming languages.

                                        Why do Java programmers always wear glasses?

                                        Because they don't C#

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                                          • gwaddle
                                            Senior Tech

                                            500+ Posts
                                            • May 2009
                                            • 782
                                            #2336
                                            Re: Joke of the Day

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                                            I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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                                              • fixthecopier
                                                ALIEN OVERLORD

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                                                • Apr 2008
                                                • 4714
                                                #2337
                                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                                The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                                                  • fixthecopier
                                                    ALIEN OVERLORD

                                                    2,500+ Posts
                                                    • Apr 2008
                                                    • 4714
                                                    #2338
                                                    Re: Joke of the Day

                                                    Originally posted by Akitu
                                                    Perhaps the joke thread...
                                                    Damn near correct. Benn 5 whole days since the last one, and I posted it...


                                                    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                                                      • Akitu
                                                        Legendary Frost Spec Tech

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                                                        • Oct 2010
                                                        • 2595
                                                        #2339
                                                        Re: Joke of the Day

                                                        I have an epi pen, my friend gave it to me while he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
                                                        Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                                                          • slimslob
                                                            Retired

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                                                            25,000+ Posts
                                                            • May 2013
                                                            • 36907
                                                            #2340
                                                            Re: Joke of the Day

                                                            Originally posted by Akitu
                                                            I have an epi pen, my friend gave it to me while he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
                                                            He's back.

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