Are you a technician?

[matthewr88]

Re: Are you a technician?

what screws left, the only ones left here are pocket screws

[Lagonda]

Re: Are you a technician?

what screws left, the only ones left here are pocket screws

Must remember to check all pockets for extra screws at end of day or cop grief from wife and spend Saturday stripping down washing machine to retrieve them from the pump.
Told Mrs Lagonda that she was lucky that she married a technician that was capable of repairing her washing machine and copped a 10 min tirade about how it was my fault it broke to start with and if I had a proper job she wouldn't have to spend so much time in the laundry washing grubby shirts.

[Xeroxdude88]

Re: Are you a technician?

TECHNICIAN!!!!

[bob marley]

Re: Are you a technician?

I'm a technician and satisfied to be. that is my destiny

[nekowaiidesu]

Re: Are you a technician?

I studied software and web dev (C++ and C# mostly) but live in a small town with very few opportunities for inexperienced programmers. Sadly I'm also currently bound to live here, so I tried to find a PC tech job - ended up in printer department. There's an internship available for PC tech now, but I'm quite happy working on printers and copiers (as well as occasional scanners, franking machines, shredders, what have you

All my training has been OJT; still feel like I know nothing but my boss seems impressed with my progress... So I guess I'm a technician??

[NDSLTechs]

Re: Are you a technician?

Copier Tech, IT Tech, Install Tech etc etc

[bash]

Re: Are you a technician?

a technician but mostly general dogs body !!!
lol no rest for the wicked

[mbcruzin]

Re: Are you a technician?

I do precision guess work. Based on unreliable data. Provided by those of questionable intelligence.

IRTechnician

[Rvale]

Re: Are you a technician?

sort of a hard question, every time I said yes, everyone look at me as if every situation they had with they stuff was my fault, but tech anyway.

[service_man]

Re: Are you a technician?

I'm PP Copier Tech, IT Tech, Install Tech.

My destiny is COPIER...
My food is DEVELOPER and TONER...
My hobi is to REPAIR BROKEN COPIER...

[techwurk]

Re: Are you a technician?

I am a technician not a magician, spinning the phillips screw
driver for 33 years

[cm1090]

Re: Are you a technician?

I'm just a guy with a screwdriver.

[roho]

Re: Are you a technician?

I'm just a guy with a screwdriver.

Perfect, as I'm out of vodka!

[javaman7471]

Re: Are you a technician?

I am a copier expert... Definition of expert "someone that knows more than you on a specific topic and lives more than 75 miles away." Plus I gradiated from a Institute

[slimslob]

Re: Are you a technician?

I am a copier expert... Definition of expert "someone that knows more than you on a specific topic and lives more than 75 miles away." Plus I gradiated from a Institute

You do realize that the word expert pronounces the same as ex spurt. Plus an ex is a has been and a spurt is a drip under pressure. Ergo you are a copier has been drip under pressure.