[Game] Guilty -or- Not Guilty

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  • 11x17
    Trusted Tech
    100+ Posts
    • Apr 2007
    • 153

    #61
    not guilty

    Have you ever let one "ride" in the toilet next to the secretary because you were proud of it.

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    • Gleq
      Technician

      50+ Posts
      • Feb 2007
      • 72

      #62
      not guilty
      have you ever advice a customer to scrap a brand simply b'cos you don't know how to work on or its no popular

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      • 11x17
        Trusted Tech
        100+ Posts
        • Apr 2007
        • 153

        #63
        Not guilty

        Have you ever wondered where accra is?

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        • SGT_Snacks-64
          Trusted Tech

          100+ Posts
          • Oct 2007
          • 157

          #64
          Originally posted by 11x17
          Not guilty

          Have you ever wondered where accra is?
          Guilty!

          Have you ever spent a good few hours at a call, only to call in a tech specialist, who finds the obvious fault in 5 minutes?
          Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 2.4GHz (Oc'ed to 3GHz - Stock Volts)
          Asus P5E-VM HDMI
          4GB (2x 2GB) Corsair XMS Xpert II RAM
          ATi Radeon 4870 512MB GFX Card
          2x 74GB WD Raptor Sata HDD (RAID 0)
          500GB Seagate Barracuda Sata II HDD
          500GB Hitachi Sata II HDD
          600W500att OCZ PSU
          -TOTAL HDD SPACE 1148GB-

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          • Cipher
            It's not easy being green

            1,000+ Posts
            • May 2006
            • 1309

            #65
            Originally posted by SGT_Snacks-64
            Guilty!

            Have you ever spent a good few hours at a call, only to call in a tech specialist, who finds the obvious fault in 5 minutes?
            A. Guilty (happen to me once when I was starting out as a tech).

            Q. Has your boss ever had the hump with you over something that didn't even involved you?
            • Knowledge not shared, is eventually knowledge that becomes lost... like tears in the rain.

            Fully qualified technician for Ricoh - Canon - Sharp - HP - Brother

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            • Agent86
              Secret Agent
              • Aug 2006
              • 36

              #66
              A. Guilty

              Q. Have you ever smiled and been overly happy in a customers office when you were told that the bitchy sea-hag that used to be the key operator got fired because she was such a bitchy hag.

              Missed it by that much.

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              • cobiray
                Passing Duplication Xpert

                1,000+ Posts
                • Mar 2008
                • 1199

                #67
                Originally posted by Agent86
                A. Guilty

                Q. Have you ever smiled and been overly happy in a customers office when you were told that the bitchy sea-hag that used to be the key operator got fired because she was such a bitchy hag.
                A: Guilty

                Q: Ever complain about another tech not pulling their weight (and letting it be done by you) only to be told by the Service Manager that you're being to hard on them?
                the savin2535 is displaying well bet the hiter lamp is not shining and the lamp had been tested o.k.please kindly help.
                Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.
                Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.

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                • DadO
                  Trusted Tech

                  Site Contributor
                  250+ Posts
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 401

                  #68
                  A: Not Guilty, don't have a service manager

                  Q: Did u ever had a argue whit an costumer and took all the installed parts and replaced them whit an old ones(that where in machine)?

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                  • banginbishop
                    grumpy old git

                    500+ Posts
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 894

                    #69
                    A: not guilty
                    Q: Have you ever touched a live fuse in front of a customer (sharp sf7800 copy lamp fuse)
                    Incontinentia Buttocks

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                    • fixthecopier
                      ALIEN OVERLORD

                      2,500+ Posts
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 4714

                      #70
                      Guilty... and it was a sharp.


                      Have you ever waved at tech from another company with one finger cause they act like stuck up bitches when you see them out on calls?
                      The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                      • cobiray
                        Passing Duplication Xpert

                        1,000+ Posts
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 1199

                        #71
                        Not Guilty (but I did flip off a sales rep that jumped companies)


                        Ever get a parking ticket while working on the machine at the place where you pay parking tickets?
                        the savin2535 is displaying well bet the hiter lamp is not shining and the lamp had been tested o.k.please kindly help.
                        Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.
                        Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.

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                        • fixthecopier
                          ALIEN OVERLORD

                          2,500+ Posts
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 4714

                          #72
                          Not Guilty.. [that's messed up]


                          Ever get a ticket for going over 20 mph over the limit torn up, because you tell the head admin lady at the MP station that you are her copy repairman?
                          The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                          • Jimbo1
                            Senior Tech

                            500+ Posts
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 845

                            #73
                            Not uilty.

                            Ever manufacture a pin for a shaft with a gear out of a really stout paper clip you cut down??
                            "Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you."

                            Cdr. William Riker

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                            • cobiray
                              Passing Duplication Xpert

                              1,000+ Posts
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 1199

                              #74
                              Guilty on all charges (more than once)


                              Ever get really excited a customer was upgrading an old P.O.S. machine, only to have it show up a short time later as a "donation" at another account?
                              Last edited by cobiray; 05-15-2008, 10:24 PM. Reason: I spell very, very badly
                              the savin2535 is displaying well bet the hiter lamp is not shining and the lamp had been tested o.k.please kindly help.
                              Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.
                              Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.

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                              • Jimbo1
                                Senior Tech

                                500+ Posts
                                • Mar 2008
                                • 845

                                #75
                                Guilty.

                                Usually the boss's church.
                                Ever super glue a penny to something so it will make a switch when you couldn't replace the actuator??
                                "Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you."

                                Cdr. William Riker

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