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"You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --
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Hahahaha....... that last one of you Zootech was funny indeed. The way you tell them......
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I told my wife to get me a newspaper.
She replied "Don't be silly - use my iPad!"
That fucking spider never knew what hit it!' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
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I believe this to be a true story...
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant."
The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would not compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. I was hoping that they would show up again."' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
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I told one of my old bosses that I'm going back to university.
He asked "what the heck for? "
Told him I'am going to do biology and medicine in particular I'am going to specialise in cloning.
"Why the hell would you want to do cloning ?", he asked.
I'am going to clone a twin of myself so I can be in two places at once like you f!#&ing expect,and do twice as much work for half the pay.
True story...Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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While working for a local fishing company, we had a new bloke apply for a job. He was a real joker. The boss asked him during the interview if he was responsible. His reply, "well, at my last job, any time something went wrong, they always said I was responsible/" He got the job.I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. ~Thomas EdisonComment
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A baby seal walked into a club...' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
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Real story....
My Mom a young 75 yo told me she bought an outdoor umbrella for $30.00.
I asked what kinda quality could it be for that cost?
"It has to be great quality, it was on sale!"
Goes to show, no matter how old women get, to them a sale is a sale.Last edited by nmfaxman; 07-24-2012, 01:36 AM.Why do they call it common sense?
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What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life or a condition imposed by circumstances.
He then addressed the men.
And thus began Frank's life of celibacy."You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --Comment
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The image was there when I previewed the post - I'll re-post when I find it.
Wife ask husband, "How many women have you slept with?"
Husband proudly replies, "Only you, Darling - with all the others, I was awake."
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(Repeated in case image doesn't stay put. And it didn't, maybe with my settings.)"You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --Comment
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