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  • Ctl-Alt-Del
    Trusted Tech

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    • Jul 2006
    • 430
    #3811
    Re: Joke of the Day

    Originally posted by copier addict
    Well, if you think that "smiling right now" belongs to you, then I guess there is no issue. Lol



    BTW, Service Manager Cat always speaks in a sarcastic tone.

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      • Copier Addict
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        • Jul 2013
        • 14406
        #3812
        Re: Joke of the Day

        Originally posted by Ctl-Alt-Del


        BTW, Service Manager Cat always speaks in a sarcastic tone.
        Tell the furball that we have hit the summer doldrums in this neck of the woods.

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          • slimslob
            Retired

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            • May 2013
            • 36887
            #3813
            Re: Joke of the Day

            Originally posted by emujo2
            Your-belongs to you..Your House, your hair
            You're- You Are. You're going to have to get to work on time, You're going to have to get a job..
            Yore- stories and tales handed down over the ages. My grandfathers tales of yore are grate around the campfire

            What's the issue? Emujo
            Used your instead of you're on line 6.

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              • slimslob
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                • May 2013
                • 36887
                #3814
                Re: Joke of the Day

                Originally posted by Ctl-Alt-Del


                BTW, Service Manager Cat always speaks in a sarcastic tone.
                Tell the idiot that some of us are retired but still like to help the young folk.

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                  • Copier Addict
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                    • Jul 2013
                    • 14406
                    #3815
                    Re: Joke of the Day

                    Originally posted by slimslob
                    Tell the idiot that some of us are retired but still like to help the young folk.
                    Lucky you!! How long have you been retired?

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                      • mrwho
                        Major Asshole!

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                        • Apr 2009
                        • 4299
                        #3816
                        Re: Joke of the Day

                        Originally posted by copier addict
                        All I saw was the improper use of "your". Lol
                        The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit!
                        ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                        Mascan42

                        'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
                        Ibid

                        I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                          • Copier Addict
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                            • Jul 2013
                            • 14406
                            #3817
                            Re: Joke of the Day

                            Originally posted by mrwho
                            The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit!
                            Heyyyyyyyy!! I resemble that remark.

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                              • mrwho
                                Major Asshole!

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                                • Apr 2009
                                • 4299
                                #3818
                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                Originally posted by copier addict
                                Heyyyyyyyy!! I resemble that remark.
                                You what???
                                ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                                Mascan42

                                'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
                                Ibid

                                I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                                  • slimslob
                                    Retired

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                                    • May 2013
                                    • 36887
                                    #3819
                                    Re: Joke of the Day

                                    Originally posted by copier addict
                                    Lucky you!! How long have you been retired?
                                    Since April.

                                    Got a call today from my former boss. The new kid he hired the first of this year quit so now he needs me to come in part time.

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                                      • Copier Addict
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                                        • Jul 2013
                                        • 14406
                                        #3820
                                        Re: Joke of the Day

                                        Originally posted by slimslob
                                        Since April.

                                        Got a call today from my former boss. The new kid he hired the first of this year quit so now he needs me to come in part time.
                                        And how do you feel about that?

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                                          • ZOOTECH
                                            Senior member of CRS

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                                            • Jul 2007
                                            • 3374
                                            #3821
                                            Re: Joke of the Day

                                            Originally posted by slimslob
                                            Since April.

                                            Got a call today from my former boss. The new kid he hired the first of this year quit so now he needs me to come in part time.
                                            If you are not getting benefits (health ins, retirement, etc) charge at least twice what you were earning.
                                            Sorry, I didn't realize this was in the 'Joke of the Day' thread.
                                            "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                                              • emujo2
                                                Service Manager

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                                                • Mar 2017
                                                • 1580
                                                #3822
                                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                                Originally posted by copier addict
                                                Well, if you think that "smiling right now" belongs to you, then I guess there is no issue. Lol
                                                Yep, missed that one..LOL

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                                                  • Phil B.
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                                                    • Jul 2016
                                                    • 22798
                                                    #3823
                                                    Re: Joke of the Day

                                                    Originally posted by slimslob
                                                    Since April.

                                                    Got a call today from my former boss. The new kid he hired the first of this year quit so now he needs me to come in part time.
                                                    now I understand why this was posted in " The Joke of the Day "!

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                                                      • fixthecopier
                                                        ALIEN OVERLORD

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                                                        • Apr 2008
                                                        • 4714
                                                        #3824
                                                        Re: Joke of the Day

                                                        A man and woman are having sex and the woman is not satisfied...
                                                        Woman : You know, this wasn't what I expected when you said you were magical in bed
                                                        *Man pulls out ten of hearts
                                                        Man : And is this your card?
                                                        Woman : Holy shit
                                                        The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                                                          • fixthecopier
                                                            ALIEN OVERLORD

                                                            2,500+ Posts
                                                            • Apr 2008
                                                            • 4714
                                                            #3825
                                                            Re: Joke of the Day

                                                            Q? What did the bra say to the hat?

                                                            A= You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift.
                                                            The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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