Joke of the Day

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 786
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 149 199 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 299 349 749 786 template Next
  • Techlife
    Technician
    • Mar 2015
    • 27
    #3721
    Re: Joke of the Day

    My wife asked what im doing this Easter.... I said 'Dissapearing Friday, and returning Sunday'

      Comment

      • mrwho
        Major Asshole!

        Site Contributor
        2,500+ Posts
        • Apr 2009
        • 4299
        #3722
        Re: Joke of the Day

        ZomboMeme 20032017142940.jpg

        I don't have to put up with this kind of crap...
        Last edited by mrwho; 03-20-2017, 08:09 PM.
        ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
        Mascan42

        'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
        Ibid

        I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

          Comment

          • slimslob
            Retired

            Site Contributor
            25,000+ Posts
            • May 2013
            • 36886
            #3723
            Re: Joke of the Day

              Comment

              • slimslob
                Retired

                Site Contributor
                25,000+ Posts
                • May 2013
                • 36886
                #3724
                Re: Joke of the Day

                  Comment

                  • slimslob
                    Retired

                    Site Contributor
                    25,000+ Posts
                    • May 2013
                    • 36886
                    #3725
                    Re: Joke of the Day

                      Comment

                      • Lagonda
                        Service Manager

                        Site Contributor
                        1,000+ Posts
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 1649
                        #3726
                        Re: Joke of the Day

                        Originally posted by slimslob

                        I thought this was very funny but I daren't show it to Mrs Lagonda, life wouldn't be worth living!
                        Just a warning for you younger guys, women going through the change get very, very crabby.
                        At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

                          Comment

                          • slimslob
                            Retired

                            Site Contributor
                            25,000+ Posts
                            • May 2013
                            • 36886
                            #3727
                            Re: Joke of the Day

                              Comment

                              • slimslob
                                Retired

                                Site Contributor
                                25,000+ Posts
                                • May 2013
                                • 36886
                                #3728
                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                  Comment

                                  • slimslob
                                    Retired

                                    Site Contributor
                                    25,000+ Posts
                                    • May 2013
                                    • 36886
                                    #3729
                                    Re: Joke of the Day

                                      Comment

                                      • slimslob
                                        Retired

                                        Site Contributor
                                        25,000+ Posts
                                        • May 2013
                                        • 36886
                                        #3730
                                        Re: Joke of the Day

                                          Comment

                                          • slimslob
                                            Retired

                                            Site Contributor
                                            25,000+ Posts
                                            • May 2013
                                            • 36886
                                            #3731
                                            Re: Joke of the Day

                                            Taken from Debs1964 Facebook page:

                                              Comment

                                              • Geo
                                                Senior Tech

                                                500+ Posts
                                                • Nov 2010
                                                • 662
                                                #3732
                                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                                Originally posted by Lagonda
                                                I thought this was very funny but I daren't show it to Mrs Lagonda, life wouldn't be worth living!
                                                Just a warning for you younger guys, women going through the change get very, very crabby.
                                                With some, being crabby is base line...So how can you tell???

                                                  Comment

                                                  • slimslob
                                                    Retired

                                                    Site Contributor
                                                    25,000+ Posts
                                                    • May 2013
                                                    • 36886
                                                    #3733
                                                    Re: Joke of the Day

                                                      Comment

                                                      • bob marley
                                                        Service Manager

                                                        1,000+ Posts
                                                        • Jan 2012
                                                        • 1339
                                                        #3734
                                                        Re: Joke of the Day

                                                        Teacher: How old is your father?
                                                        Kid: He is 6 years.
                                                        Teacher: What? How is this possible?
                                                        Kid: He became father only when I was born
                                                        Live for yourself and you will live in vain. Live for others, and you will live again

                                                          Comment

                                                          • mrwho
                                                            Major Asshole!

                                                            Site Contributor
                                                            2,500+ Posts
                                                            • Apr 2009
                                                            • 4299
                                                            #3735
                                                            Re: Joke of the Day



                                                            Got this one today - check what happens when the last page comes out...
                                                            Attached Files
                                                            ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                                                            Mascan42

                                                            'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
                                                            Ibid

                                                            I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

                                                              Comment

                                                              Previous 1 149 199 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 299 349 749 786 template Next
                                                              Working...