Joke of the Day

[bob marley]

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after his divorce a husband came out of the court jumping . dancing and singing
his friend asked him why he was so happy
he replied :court has said to pay my wife half of my salary
friend asked : why r u happy ?
he said : from now on I can have half of my salary

[theengel]

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See the black footed gulls pictured below. There's a subtle difference between the male and female... see if you can spot it (you'll have to click on the picture to open it)


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[slimslob]

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Me: Hey did you buy '100 Count Tennis Balls' from Amazon?

Wife: No.
Dog: *pretending to read newspaper*

[Phil B.]

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See the black footed gulls pictured below. There's a subtle difference between the male and female... see if you can spot it (you'll have to click on the picture to open it)


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yup the female is on the right!

[slimslob]

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[Phil B.]

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so what you are saying is ... I'm all 7 in 1! thanks

[slimslob]

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[graybeard]

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Ellen was quick to display her contempt for the crappy bouquet and box of candy her husband Jerry had gotten her for her birthday.
She told him "Jerry....there better be something in the driveway that can go from zero to 200 in less than six seconds by tomorrow morning!"
Sure enough, the next morning there is a beautifully wrapped package sitting in the driveway.
Puzzled, Ellen goes outside and opens the package.
In it she found a bathroom scale.
They still haven't found Jerry.

[slimslob]

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[Phil B.]

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Tis the Season!

[gneebore]

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Saved and forwarded in emails and if you don't mind on FB

[slimslob]

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Saved and forwarded in emails and if you don't mind on FB

Fine with me. I got it from Facebook.

[slimslob]

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[bob marley]

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[slimslob]

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