Joke of the Day

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[fixthecopier]

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I bought a dog from a blacksmith this morning. Ten minutes after I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

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[habik]

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I bought a dog from a blacksmith this morning. Ten minutes after I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

This one cracked me nuts.

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[izzynut]

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A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mom and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,
mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are,
if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad
about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".

The boy thought for a moment, then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about
that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have
no idea howmuch he charges for Howard."

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[PJB]

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About Cricket

[slimslob]

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[bob marley]

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[izzynut]

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[slimslob]

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[Phil B.]

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