Joke of the Day

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random snip

Then she asked me, “What will you do if I die first?

I replied, “Probably the same thing.”

Read the joke to my wife......

And the @#% fight starts because you finally agree with them....

[Phil B.]

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today?

Phil B.

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A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.

.....

“Thunderin’ Lord Jesus, Seamus, what did you do?” – asks the doctor.

“I put drops in her eyes.”

...and every where else .....


.....her nickname was BJ


(Sorry gals, it's a male club thingy...)

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Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old,


but they know they are in love.





One day they decide that they want to get married,


so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,


"Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and


I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies,


"Well, Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies,


"In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."



Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live?


You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Bruce instantly replies,


"Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and


I make 10 bucks a week.
That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine."

Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.



"Well, Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out.


I just have one more question.





What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"




Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says,


"Well, we've been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is cute...

[Phil B.]

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Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old,


but they know they are in love.





One day they decide that they want to get married,


so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,


"Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and


I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies,


"Well, Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies,


"In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."



Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live?


You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Bruce instantly replies,


"Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and


I make 10 bucks a week.
That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine."

Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.



"Well, Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out.


I just have one more question.





What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"




Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says,


"Well, we've been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is cute...

being a father of a 32yrold with the mind of a 10 yr old when it comes to men I CAN relate!

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I went to the doctors recently

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Paddy and Mick worked together in St. John's and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties and thongs." The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labor, he gave him $80 a week unemployment pay. Mick was next and when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel fitter." Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick $160 a week. When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor." "What skill?" yelled Paddy. "I sew the elastic on the panties and the thongs. Mick puts them over his head and says: "Yep, diesel fitter!"