Joke of the Day

[Phil B.]

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Robert Muller

[fixthecopier]

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The furniture store keeps calling me...but all I wanted was that one nightstand.

[KenB]

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Why aren't "Number 2" pencils brown?

[Iowatech]

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Lies, damn stinking lies!
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[slimslob]

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Stolen from qwaddle on Facebook.

Dreams are weird:
Due to lack of sleep last night, I had to take a bit if a nap this afternoon. Actually, I probably would have taken one anyway. Anyway, I was back working on copiers and we got a call to come work on one. We were pretty sure it was just a dirty sensor or something simple like that, so naturally, all three of us (I'm not sure who the other two guys were) went on the call.
We drove from here to Utah (about 900 miles/1450km) and then hired a car and driver to take us up into the mountains. He drove us to within a mile of the customer's house and we had to walk the rest of the way. That's when I woke up, so I'm not sure if we fixed it or not.

[bob marley]

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[slimslob]

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[slimslob]

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[slimslob]

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[fixthecopier]

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My wife found out I was cheating on her when she found all of the letters I was hiding....She got so mad she said she;s never playing scrabble with me again.

[Phil B.]

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in english please

[Copier Addict]

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in english please

I think it is some kind of spammer. He is posting several other places with the same kind of stuff. I would recommend against clicking on anything he posts.

[ZOOTECH]

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I think it is some kind of spammer. He is posting several other places with the same kind of stuff. I would recommend against clicking on anything he posts.

I just gave him a red flag for spamming, and everything else. If enough of us give him a negative reputation, maybe Anerisum will kick him off site.

[Phil B.]

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I think it is some kind of spammer. He is posting several other places with the same kind of stuff. I would recommend against clicking on anything he posts.

i haven't and I have reported most of posts I have found..

[izzynut]

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A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.

Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: "I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's another condition".


Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is. "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."


The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman. He whips out his wallet and puts $100 dollars in her hand ---He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly: "Paint my house."


(Our needs change as we get older, and we tend to look for bargains)