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  • tsbservice
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    #4906
    Re: Joke of the Day

    Originally posted by Phil B.
    what can I say in defense of my comment Judge?
    Nothing cuz I really like your sudden swing move


    In reality she's better than some chefs. My family eat nothing but home made food.
    A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
    Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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    • Phil B.
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      #4907
      Re: Joke of the Day

      Originally posted by tsbservice
      Nothing cuz I really like your sudden swing move


      In reality she's better than some chefs. My family eat nothing but home made food.
      I do/have done all the cooking ... all from scratch...

      pizza on fridays... only cuz my son is asst mgr at Pizza Hut.

      my 1st ex could/did burn water and all else. shit she couldn't even brew coffee in the coffee maker. Hence one reason she is an ex.

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      • tsbservice
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        #4908
        Re: Joke of the Day

        Originally posted by Phil B.
        I do/have done all the cooking ... all from scratch...

        pizza on fridays... only cuz my son is asst mgr at Pizza Hut.

        my 1st ex could/did burn water and all else. shit she couldn't even brew coffee in the coffee maker. Hence one reason she is an ex.
        I can make it for myself with some random pretty good results but it definitely got some talent to do it day after day with excellent results.
        I must give her big credit for this!

        Kinda derailed this thread last few posts. My apologies but it's Friday!
        A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
        Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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        • slimslob
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          #4909
          Re: Joke of the Day

          Originally posted by tsbservice
          I can make it for myself with some random pretty good results but it definitely got some talent to do it day after day with excellent results.
          I must give her big credit for this!

          Kinda derailed this thread last few posts. My apologies but it's Friday!
          Derailed maybe but in a positive direction.

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          • slimslob
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            • Phil B.
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              #4911
              Re: Joke of the Day

              Originally posted by slimslob

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              • tsbservice
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                #4912
                A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
                Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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                • tsbservice
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                  A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
                  Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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                  • slimslob
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                    • slimslob
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                      • tsbservice
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                        A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
                        Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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                        • tsbservice
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                          A sports writer interviewed the 14 time world champing female fisherman.
                          "What is your secret, do you have a favorite side of the boat or special lure?"
                          "No" - was the replay to the lure. "As far as the side of the boat that depends on my husband."
                          Report says: "I don't understand."
                          "Well it is this way; I lift up the sheets in the morning and look at my husband's dong, if it is lying on his right leg I fish on the right side of the boat, if on the left I fish on the left side of the boat."
                          Reporter: "What if it is standing up???"
                          "Well then to hell with going fishing!!!"
                          A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
                          Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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                          • Tricky
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                            • Phil B.
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                              #4919
                              Re: Joke of the Day

                              is that shaky black puddin'?

                              ( I dated a girl that was nicknamed " Puddin' )

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                              • slimslob
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