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His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.
He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
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As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."
"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in my favourite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!"
The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The Irishman swore every word was true.
"Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."Comment
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well ...
1) Hitler is DEAD.
2) depends on the statement being made if IT was I wanna KILL all Jews in gas chambers .. no that wouldn't be funny ( seeing how he actually DID IT! BUT like along with the 1st Amendment he does have the right to.. and the ANYTHING GOES clause in the RANT n RAVE'S forums he has the right to say ANYTHING as long it doesn't cause HARM to someone...
my BSM2 joke didn't IMPLY/INFER I wanted HARM to come to him, IT just pointed out what a MORON bull shit master is...
and the ONE MAIN RULE HERE IS
ANYTHING GOES... so may I suggest, that IF you can't handle the HEAT in the kitchen....
STAY THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
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Well are you stalking Slim .. or do you post here also.
There's not really anything that be said positively about BSM2
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AN OLDIE
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.
"On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Couple of minutes ago."Comment
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Slimslob,
Let the libs set themselves up on this page. It probably gets looked at the most and we all need a good chuckle?
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Just look for the fresh prints.A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.Comment
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How do you know that a Chinese family is moving into town?
Even the Mexicans are buying car insurance.A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.Comment
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