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A young man moved out from home and into his first apartment. He went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, a stunning young blonde lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with Him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears?! Look at these breasts; they are a full 39 inches and 100 percent natural. I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming...that was me."Comment
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littleredgirl
WTF ! What is the point of posting someone else's entire message without adding anything?Comment
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littleredgirl
WTF ! What is the point of posting someone else's entire message without adding anything?
WTF ! What is the point of posting someone else's entire message without adding anything useful apart form a slightly derogatory reply to a new member who, as far as I am aware has not asked for fimware or a service manual?Last edited by Tricky; 04-10-2012, 07:40 PM.Comment
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correct me if i'm wrong paul....but i think the smilie underneath means that littleredgirl...thinks its funny...littleredgirl
WTF ! What is the point of posting someone else's entire message without adding anything?
Tip for the day; Treat every problem as your dog would.....If you cant eat it or f*ck it....then p*ss on it & walk away...Comment
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Isn't that what the 'Like' button is for?littleredgirl
WTF ! What is the point of posting someone else's entire message without adding anything?Do for one what you wished you could do for everyone. - Andy StanleyComment
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King Billy Coke-Bottle (Indigenous Gent) had two pig dogs.
They where forever out putting broods of pups, so he name one National and the other Inter-National.Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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King Billys Wife Giddagen was about to have their next child,
but Billy was working out of town so he couldn't attend the birth.
Knowing this he arranged for his brother Morten to go along to make sure all the usual
family details where in order. It's traditional custom for the father to name the baby at birth
so he left the naming of the new baby up to his brother Morten.
After the birth was over Billy phoned up his brother and asks, Morten "what did you name the baby".
"Well dare Bro",Morten say's" dare where two babies", a boy and a girl.
Whoa..., ok dare Morten.
Well What did you name the girl den Morten. Well I named her Deniece.
Well dare den Morten I'm prouda of ya, dats a fine upstanding name for a girl.
What did you name da boy den Morten.... "Denephew......." ........?.......Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R231U4ZG0YDNHD
Way too long to repost here but so so funny. It's already doing the rounds on facebook and the replys n amazon are up to 43 pages, some of the comments as funny as the review.Comment
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What do u call a roach ash that burns a hole in your shirt"
a pot hole
Why is a roach clip called a roach clip"
because pot holder was already taken.Comment
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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you."You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --
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