Joke of the Day

[ZOOTECH]

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I was told they were Ben Doon and Phillip McCavity!

We're their names Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick FitzMichael ?

You Aussies are so blunt and subtle at the same time.

[NeoMatrix]

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I was told they were Ben Doon and Phillip McCavity!

Probably friends with Ben Dover, Justin Little and Ben LittleField....

[slimslob]

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I was told they were Ben Doon and Phillip McCavity!

Probably friends with Ben Dover, Justin Little and Ben LittleField....

Try this sometime when you're at a bar. Tell some one to bend over, grab their ankles and spell RUN three times.

[Coptech]

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Try this sometime when you're at a bar. Tell some one to bend over, grab their ankles and spell RUN three times.

The most over used pick up line at the gay bar is "may I push up your stool?"

[DRichard]

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Ah... Debs1964 is female........

I know...women look too.

[emujo]

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A guy meets this girl and they hit it off right away, within hours they are back it his place screwing like rabbits. Each time he finishes she caresses his junk for hours while they lay in bed. After a few days, he says " I really enjoy this, but it's the 1st time anyone has ever done this, why do you like to play with my junk so much? She says, "because I miss mine so much"..Emujo

[slimslob]

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[NeoMatrix]

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... random snip

re: The second wife.




The moral of the story is .....................







Never tell the wife she can't cook....

[slimslob]

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re: The second wife.




The moral of the story is .....................







Never tell the wife she can't cook....

And if she asks if a dress makes her look fat, it is definitely the dress.

[gneebore]

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And if she asks if a dress makes her look fat, it is definitely the dress.

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[habik]

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My ISP has a fair competition! I made transfer speed of 64GB/s. My vacuume has eaten my USB stick.

[NeoMatrix]

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My ISP has a fair competition! I made transfer speed of 64GB/s. My vacuume has eaten my USB stick.

Wow!!!, that really sucks...











Okay I know bad pun.... press <groan button> here......

[habik]

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Wow!!!, that really sucks...











Okay I know bad pun.... press <groan button> here......

It works.. Quite funny

[emujo]

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A bear walks into a bar and asks for a drink. Bartender says sorry, we don't serve bears here. Bear pulls out a wad of cash and says come on, my moneys good give me drink. Bartender says sorry we don't serve bears. Bear says if you don't give me drink, I'm gonna go eat that woman at the bar. Bartender says sorry, we don't serve bears. The bear walks to the bar, eviscerates the woman, and eats her up. Now will you give me a drink? The bartender says sorry, we don't serve druggies. The bear says what are you talking about, I'm a bear, not a druggie. The bartender says I just saw that barbiturate. This comes with a built in "groan"..Emujo

[NeoMatrix]

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Two blokes walk to a bar with a beer drinking giraffe.
The trio sit at the bar for a long night getting quite drunk.
Last round is called from the bartender, so the trio
decide to call it a night. The giraffe gets up and
heads for the door and falls head over hooves on the floor passed out.
The other two guys walk over top of the giraffe an head for the door.
The bartender yells out, "Hey!, you can't leave that lyin' there".
One bloke looks at the bartender and says, "buddy!!! that's not a lion!, that's a giraffe!".