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  • allan
    RTFM!!

    5,000+ Posts
    • Apr 2010
    • 5459

    #571
    Re: The random thought thread

    Originally posted by Blizzoo
    I'm thinking why is this universe soo big
    For something miraculous as the earth to happen it needs to be that big.
    Whatever

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    • Tonerbomb
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      • Feb 2005
      • 2589

      #572
      Re: The random thought thread

      Originally posted by Blizzoo
      I'm thinking why is this universe soo big
      Originally posted by allan
      For something miraculous as the earth to happen it needs to be that big.
      So if the universe is soooo big why is my world soooo small?????????

      Mystic Crystal Revelations

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      • Phrag
        Trusted Tech

        250+ Posts
        • Oct 2012
        • 417

        #573
        Re: The random thought thread

        Originally posted by Blizzoo
        I'm thinking why is this universe soo big
        To keep us from invading and destroying another race.

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        • Iowatech
          Not a service manager

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          • Dec 2009
          • 3930

          #574
          Re: The random thought thread

          How to keep squirrels out of your bird feeder:



          And here is another way:

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          • fixthecopier
            ALIEN OVERLORD

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            • Apr 2008
            • 4714

            #575
            Re: The random thought thread

            The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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            • atwageman
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              • Jun 2007
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              #576
              Re: The random thought thread

              I would rather make love to a cactus, then walk into this account. With the cactus, I at least know the outcome.

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              • Sgt. Hulka
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                50+ Posts
                • Jun 2005
                • 95

                #577
                Re: The random thought thread

                Originally posted by Sgt. Hulka
                Do you have a random thought? post it here, I'll start with...


                I'm really hungry but I don't know what I want.

                Now I'm thirsty. I hope I didn't catch diabetes
                Who wants a Hulka Burger?

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                • Kurtillton
                  HP Service Manager
                  • Apr 2015
                  • 19

                  #578
                  Re: The random thought thread

                  Sometimes when im bored in office i imagine; In space are there aliens that sit around at desks and then their intergalatic Bizhub384 breaks and they call in the space technicians, later the technicians also have a website that they also insult and laugh at clients.
                  "It's not working"
                  "Have you tried sacrificing a small child?"

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                  • fixthecopier
                    ALIEN OVERLORD

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                    • Apr 2008
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                    #579
                    Re: The random thought thread

                    So this is a game show in Japan. Any random thoughts? WARNING NSFW

                    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                    • Iowatech
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                      • Dec 2009
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                      #580
                      Re: The random thought thread

                      Originally posted by fixthecopier
                      So this is a game show in Japan. Any random thoughts? WARNING NSFW

                      That video sucks, because the user removed it.
                      Although the static pattern Youtube uses looks a little like the view from a starlight scope. Less green than I remember, though.

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                      • fixthecopier
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                        • Apr 2008
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                        #581
                        Re: The random thought thread

                        Originally posted by Iowatech
                        That video sucks, because the user removed it.
                        Although the static pattern Youtube uses looks a little like the view from a starlight scope. Less green than I remember, though.


                        Well that sucks. Must have come down right after I posted it. So for those of you who were wondering...In this show, a male contestant tries to sing karaoke...while getting "hand service" from a model on the show. Much funnier than Family Feud.
                        The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                        • Iowatech
                          Not a service manager

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                          • Dec 2009
                          • 3930

                          #582
                          Re: The random thought thread

                          My neighbors are nincompoops, or I might be a whiny idiot:
                          I had just got home from work today and was beginning to relax, when the people on either side of my place decided it was time to mow their lawns. So I had to mow my lawn as well. I was hoping to wait until this weekend, as Saturday afternoons are when I normally mow the lawn when it is needed. Also, there was some light rain this evening that I had to mow through as well.
                          Granted, after the three inches of rain we had earlier this week, the lawn was looking kind of raggedy. And the $85 riding mower did made short work of that too.
                          Huh, guess I was the whiny idiot this time. D'oh.

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                          • ZOOTECH
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                            #583
                            Re: The random thought thread

                            I wish that we in CA would get 3 inches of rain.
                            "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                            • jmaister
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                              • Aug 2010
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                              #584
                              Re: The random thought thread

                              31km of range left in the fuel tank... should i fuel up now? (9:57PM)

                              or go to the office first (45km) tomorrow morning and fuel up after?






                              didnt know 10pm is rush hour at Chevron.
                              Last edited by jmaister; 05-07-2015, 06:25 AM.
                              Idling colour developers are not healthy developers.

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                              • fixthecopier
                                ALIEN OVERLORD

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                                • Apr 2008
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                                #585
                                Re: The random thought thread

                                The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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