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  • roho
    Senior Tech

    500+ Posts
    • Mar 2009
    • 844
    #1066
    Re: The random thought thread

    Originally posted by fixthecopier
    Sometimes I like to stand in front of a mirror and just reflect.
    I tried that and was left with a bad impression!

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      • gwaddle
        Senior Tech

        500+ Posts
        • May 2009
        • 782
        #1067
        Re: The random thought thread

        Originally posted by Iowatech
        I got a haircut recently, unfortunately the shirt I was wearing collects hair clippings in the collar to the point where it is uncomfortable to wear for three or four standard laundry cycles. Anybody have any laundry tips for that? I'm not ready to set it on fire yet.

        Always be naked when you get a haircut. Problem solved.
        I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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          • Iowatech
            Not a service manager

            2,500+ Posts
            • Dec 2009
            • 3930
            #1068
            Re: The random thought thread

            Boiled linseed oil is a really good indoor wood finish, especially if you need to finish a darker colored wood that has a decent grain (I've tried red cedar and oak with good results). I think it smells nice too, but that's just me.
            I knew a guy back in the day that said he mixed Tang with linseed oil to give wood an antique look, but I don't know how to do that.

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              • ZOOTECH
                Senior member of CRS

                Site Contributor
                2,500+ Posts
                • Jul 2007
                • 3375
                #1069
                Re: The random thought thread

                Why do cows have hooves?


                Because they lactose!



                What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

                I don't known, and I don't really care!
                "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                  • ZOOTECH
                    Senior member of CRS

                    Site Contributor
                    2,500+ Posts
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 3375
                    #1070
                    Re: The random thought thread

                    To quote Dylan Thomas:
                    "I've never minded getting older. But I never wanted to be old, ever."

                    It has been a strugle, but I'm hanging in there, with a Peter Pan attitude.
                    "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                      • slimslob
                        Retired

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                        25,000+ Posts
                        • May 2013
                        • 37345
                        #1071
                        Re: The random thought thread

                        Originally posted by ZOOTECH
                        To quote Dylan Thomas:
                        "I've never minded getting older. But I never wanted to be old, ever."

                        It has been a strugle, but I'm hanging in there, with a Peter Pan attitude.
                        You are aware that Peter Pan is just another name for bed pan.

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                          • ZOOTECH
                            Senior member of CRS

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                            2,500+ Posts
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 3375
                            #1072
                            Re: The random thought thread

                            Originally posted by slimslob
                            You are aware that Peter Pan is just another name for bed pan.
                            With my simple mind, I was not aware of that symbolism.
                            So far, I'm able to get up without needing a bed pan.
                            "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                              • slimslob
                                Retired

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                                • May 2013
                                • 37345
                                #1073
                                Re: The random thought thread

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                                  • fixthecopier
                                    ALIEN OVERLORD

                                    2,500+ Posts
                                    • Apr 2008
                                    • 4714
                                    #1074
                                    Re: The random thought thread

                                    This guy is a master troll. Not for everyone but I found it funny.


                                    KenM
                                    https://imgur.com/a/MNCGf
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                                    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                                      • fixthecopier
                                        ALIEN OVERLORD

                                        2,500+ Posts
                                        • Apr 2008
                                        • 4714
                                        #1075
                                        Re: The random thought thread

                                        My wife and I have decided not to have kids...and our kids are taking it pretty hard.
                                        The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                                          • steve schofield
                                            Trusted Tech

                                            100+ Posts
                                            • May 2010
                                            • 117
                                            #1076
                                            Re: The random thought thread

                                            why is abbreviation such a long word?

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                                              • NeoMatrix
                                                Senior Tech.

                                                2,500+ Posts
                                                • Nov 2010
                                                • 3514
                                                #1077
                                                Re: The random thought thread

                                                Originally posted by steve schofield
                                                why is abbreviation such a long word?
                                                Probably the same reason "long" is such a short word....
                                                Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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                                                  • fixthecopier
                                                    ALIEN OVERLORD

                                                    2,500+ Posts
                                                    • Apr 2008
                                                    • 4714
                                                    #1078
                                                    Re: The random thought thread

                                                    Paint on a drill


                                                    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                                                      • fixthecopier
                                                        ALIEN OVERLORD

                                                        2,500+ Posts
                                                        • Apr 2008
                                                        • 4714
                                                        #1079
                                                        Re: The random thought thread

                                                        Will glass coffins ever catch on? Remains to be seen.
                                                        The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                                                          • Tonerbomb
                                                            AutoMajical Resolutionist

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                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                            • 2589
                                                            #1080
                                                            Re: The random thought thread

                                                            Originally posted by fixthecopier
                                                            This guy is a master troll. Not for everyone but I found it funny.


                                                            https://imgur.com/a/MNCGf

                                                            You can't make that shit up!!!!!!!!!!! It's hilarious.............
                                                            Mystic Crystal Revelations

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