Joke of the Day

[slimslob]

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You're traveling the Oregon Trail when you meet a man who says his name is Terry. You laugh and say "That a girly name."

He shoots you. You die from dissin' Terry.

[VeraP]

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Wife - darling, Am I put on weight
Husband - No,sweety you are well-shaped
Wife - If so, carry me to the fridge
Husband - No, you don't move..I will bring it to you

[bob marley]

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[bob marley]

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

[tsbservice]

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Who is stronger

[NeoMatrix]

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Who is stronger

MacGyver.....

[FrohnB]

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It finally happened!
The Flight attendant asked "Is there a doctor on this flight?"
I leapt up and said "Yes!"
Performed a Tracheotomy at 30,000 ft. with a razor blade and a ballpoint pen.
He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable!
Thinking of going to doctor school now.

[slimslob]

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What is the difference between COVID19 and the Boeing 737Max?


COVID19 is airborne.

[FrohnB]

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It finally happened!
The Flight attendant asked "Is there a doctor on this flight?"
I leapt up and said "Yes!"
Performed a Tracheotomy at 30,000 ft. with a razor blade and a ballpoint pen.
He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable!
Thinking of going to doctor school now.

Whoever gave me a red card ("not a joke")for this joke........lighten the fuck up, and get a fucking sense of humor. That's what this thread is for.
Did this exact scenario happen to someone you know? Someone Faked being a doctor on a plane and killed them with a macgyvered tracheotomy??
Dark humor is still humor.
If this joke offends you, then I would advise against going backwards in this thread. Instead, you should go find your favorite security blanket, find a safe space, pop your thumb in your mouth, and rock yourself to sleep.
I've seen much more repugnant jokes in this thread.

[emujo2]

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Maybe it was becasue he/she didn't think it was very funny...

[FrohnB]

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Maybe it was becasue he/she didn't think it was very funny...

Then they should just Not laugh, and move on. Obviously someone who let's very petty, minor things control their life, and is way too easily offended and stressed out by other people.
Not going to censor myself or "tone down" some of the dark humor in this thread. Rants and Raves = This is the place to bitch, moan, or make a statement. Anything goes!
Get over yourself snowflake, whoever you may be.

[Phil B.]

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Whoever gave me a red card ("not a joke")for this joke........lighten the fuck up, and get a fucking sense of humor. That's what this thread is for.
Did this exact scenario happen to someone you know? Someone Faked being a doctor on a plane and killed them with a macgyvered tracheotomy??
Dark humor is still humor.
If this joke offends you, then I would advise against going backwards in this thread. Instead, you should go find your favorite security blanket, find a safe space, pop your thumb in your mouth, and rock yourself to sleep.
I've seen much more repugnant jokes in this thread.

Brother , this is a result of PC and the pussification of the world.
IF people get soooo offended at WORDS, what the hell are they going to do when people confront them on their pussified attitude!?

better just to block the fucks and go on with it.

Keep up the great work!

[tsbservice]

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Whoever gave me a red card ("not a joke")for this joke........lighten the fuck up, and get a fucking sense of humor. That's what this thread is for.
Did this exact scenario happen to someone you know? Someone Faked being a doctor on a plane and killed them with a macgyvered tracheotomy??
Dark humor is still humor.
If this joke offends you, then I would advise against going backwards in this thread. Instead, you should go find your favorite security blanket, find a safe space, pop your thumb in your mouth, and rock yourself to sleep.
I've seen much more repugnant jokes in this thread.

Hmm, that's is sad. I was under impression that this thread is ALL for fun and joking.
I also think this joke belongs to dark humor and not all people understand and like it.
I'm almost 100% sure that I posted such a dark jokes and maybe more than once.
But RC, common that is overkill. As I like people with sense of humor and you certainly showed such before, let the magic begin

[FrohnB]

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• I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.

• Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

• I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
• My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!" They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

• My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

• My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

• What's the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn't beat cancer.

[slimslob]

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Maybe it was becasue he/she didn't think it was very funny...

I have frequent thought what some people have posted here weren't funny. I haven't Red carded anyone for them.