Joke of the Day

[ZOOTECH]

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Management Course

[ZOOTECH]

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Management Course

[blsquires]

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little old lady goes ti the police station and tells the sargent that the man next door keeps walking naked around his bedroom without closing the curtains.
ok said the sargent i will come round and check it out.
he went upstairs to her bedroom and looked out of her window.he said are you sure because i cant even see into his bedroom .
she said no you wont from there, you have to climb onto the top of the wardrobe

[Akitu]

[ZOOTECH]

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"LIKE" - "LIKE" -"LIKE"

There, now you know.

[Akitu]

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"LIKE" - "LIKE" -"LIKE"

There, now you know.

I keep clicking, but nothing's happening!

[HenryT2]

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[Brian8506]

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Cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the driver is VERY handsome
Cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies:
"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers,
"My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
And have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
Hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
Say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
To be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
Make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.

[slimslob]

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Cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the driver is VERY handsome
Cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies:
"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers,
"My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
And have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
Hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
Say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
To be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
Make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.

I can't click like.

[Brian8506]

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Like tabs seem to be missing. Some good ones recently.

[Akitu]

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My boss pulled up to work today in his brand new Lincoln, as he got out of the car, I said to him "wow, that's a nice car!" He notices my admiration and says "Well, you know what? If you work hard, and put in the hours, I'll have an even better one next year."

[Zeldaman]

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Hi there!
WOW!!!! That´s what i call motivation!
Greetings...

[habik]

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Be your own Boss ! Sorted #

[KenB]

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Funny 'cuz it's true.

[Akitu]

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A bloke went to his mate's fancy dress party with nothing but a girl on his back. "So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the host asked. "I'm a snail." The bloke replied. "What a load of rubbish!" the host spat. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that girl on your back?" "That's not a any girl, mate," the bloke replied, "that's Michelle".