Joke of the Day

[Akitu]

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You are absolutely correct ..............





And This , Ladies and Gentlemen ( as Akitu has pointed out ) is Not a joke !

I put a lot of effort into filling this thread. I would say I have a majority share of the posts, which I don't think anyone would disagree with. I don't want to see it filled with "Obama lied lulz" "We should impeach Obama because he didn't keep his promises like EVERY POLITICIAN EVER".

Make a new thread for that shit. I like being able to comb through here for a chuckle or being able to share some jokes with my wife in the off hours (I don't sign in, I just lurk) without having to skip several pages of politicrap.

p.s. if your post was sarcastic you picked a terrible medium to convey sarcasm, as I genuinely appreciate the jokes in the thread.

[HenryT2]

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I would say I have a majority share of the posts, which I don't think anyone would disagree with. I don't want to see it filled with "Obama lied lulz" "We should impeach Obama because he didn't keep his promises like EVERY POLITICIAN EVER".

Make a new thread for that . I like being able to comb through here for a chuckle or being able to share some jokes with my wife in the off hours (I don't sign in, I just lurk) without having to skip several pages of politicrap.

p.s. if your post was sarcastic you picked a terrible medium to convey sarcasm, as I genuinely appreciate the jokes in the thread.

I can assure that was NO SARCASIC remark .
I agree " Make a new thread for that ".


NOW !!!!!! BRING ON THE JOKES !!!!

[HenryT2]

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This might qualify for the Random Thought as well .....

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[ZOOTECH]

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[DWise]

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[Debs1964]

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The new craze in waxing

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[NeoMatrix]

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The new craze in waxing

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I so want to ask which team your on Deb's but something keeps telling me don't ask.....

[slimslob]

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I so want to ask which team your on Deb's but something keeps telling me don't ask.....

Her answer on Facebook was "You'll never know"

[Brian8506]

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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.
Again, there was no response.
Pissed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will fire!"
The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that!
I really think that will make him mad.'
'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him about 200 feet into a cactus patch leaving him singed and injured. Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.


'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien.
'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied,
'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you never mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder, then stick it in his ear.

'

[Tonerbomb]

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I put a lot of effort into filling this thread. I would say I have a majority share of the posts, which I don't think anyone would disagree with. I don't want to see it filled with "Obama lied lulz" "We should impeach Obama because he didn't keep his promises like EVERY POLITICIAN EVER".

Make a new thread for that shit. I like being able to comb through here for a chuckle or being able to share some jokes with my wife in the off hours (I don't sign in, I just lurk) without having to skip several pages of politicrap.

p.s. if your post was sarcastic you picked a terrible medium to convey sarcasm, as I genuinely appreciate the jokes in the thread.

OK I fixed this problem.............http://www.copytechnet.com/forums/ra...political.html

[Akitu]

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Three men find themselves at a beach-side resort in the Caribbean and they soon begin to discuss their lives and how they came to be there.
The first man says, "I use to run a successful business in the Mid West. One day unfortunately there was a huge fire and my entire warehouse burned to the ground. I collected the insurance on it and decided to move here."
The other two nod, slightly sympathetically.
The second man says, "Similar story here. I used to run a jewellery store back in LA, but unfortunately one night there was a massive break in. I collected the insurance that I had on the jewellery and moved down here to settle."
They look at the third guy. He says, "I used to run a small fishing business on the East Coast. Last year unfortunately the entire thing was ruined by a hurricane. I collected my insurance and moved here."
The first two guys look at each other for a minute. Finally, one says, "How do you start a hurricane?"

[NeoMatrix]

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Her answer on Facebook was "You'll never know"

The Soccer World Cup final is Monday, so we'll have sneeky suspicion if Deb's barracks for Germany.
Using highly sophisticated (AKA technician's) logic we'll assume Argentina resembles the map of Tasmania = zero goals.


Bring on the World cup final....whooo whooo ....


Safest bet Deb's is to declare you don't like soccer.....

.....................................update..... light hearted humour ......................
(origin : Joke of the day thread. No cross posting allowed ,CTN rules....)

[slimslob]

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The Soccer World Cup final is Monday, so we'll have sneeky suspicion if Deb's barracks for Germany.
Using highly sophisticated (AKA technician's) logic we'll assume Argentina resembles the map of Tasmania...


Bring on the World cup final....whooo whooo ....


Safest bet Deb's is to declare you don't like soccer.....

I think she already did. And just exactly why did you post this in Joke of the Day instead of SOCCER: WORLD CUP?

[Debs1964]

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Safest bet Deb's is to declare you don't like soccer.....

I REALLY don't like soccer, I thought the final was today, thought I'd have quiet roads when I go to visit my son; I couldn't care less who wins it, football players are all a bunch of over paid nancy boys anyway

[Tonerbomb]

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WTF!!!!!!!! post the soccer shit in the soccer thread... the consortium is already disturbed by the political violations of the Joke of the Day thread......................