Joke of the Day

[fixthecopier]

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Can you tell me where abouts in Brisbane these "ladies" are? I shall do some further investigation into their pricing structure.

p.s. in Oz you would find stockman or shearer working on a sheep station, the only place you would find a shepherd is in the Bible

The person I stole it from didn't know that.

[fixthecopier]

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Yep, 8 billion and still can't find a decent barber

I wasn't kidding when I posted it as funny. In his speech he brags about his wealth, talks about how he will build a fence along the Mexican boarder and make the Mexicans pay for it, makes his grand entrance riding down an escalator. If you didn't know he was a real person you would swear it was a comedy skit.

[Akitu]

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If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?
Beauty; beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

[fixthecopier]

[fixthecopier]

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There's a flower shop in my town...

...that always had great business until one day, a group of local monks opened a flower shop right across the street. Of course, everybody wanted to buy flowers from the brothers. The original flower shop began losing a dangerous amount of business. The owner of the shop began visiting the friars every day to try to ask, beg, and bribe the monks into shutting down their store. They were utterly unseccessful. Finally, the shop owner went down to the local pub to enlist the help of Hugh McTaggert, the biggest, baddest drunkard in town. Hugh broke into the monks' flower shop in the middle of the night and absolutely trashed the place from top to bottom. He left with a note that said "leave now." Not surprisingly, the monks packed up the very next day and headed back to the monastary. The moral of the story: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

[fixthecopier]

[ZOOTECH]

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What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?


A Stick

[fixthecopier]

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, when she kept staring at a drunken man swigging a beer as he sat at a nearby table.
I asked her "Do you know him?"
"Yes" she sighed. "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago & he hasn't been sober since.
"WOW" I said. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating for so long?!?"
And that's when the fight started....

[Akitu]

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I met a girl with 12 nipples the other night...
Which sounds funny, dozen tit?

[Akitu]

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My girlfriend says that a small penis isn't that big of a problem...
But I still think she shouldn't have one.

[fixthecopier]

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A blonde is trying to do a jigsaw puzzle..

She got very frustrated that she struggling so she decided to ask her husband for help.
She said "Can you help me finish this puzzle, Its supposed to be a Bird"
Her husband replied "Put the Froot Loops back in the Cupboard"

[Akitu]

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?
Attractive.

[fixthecopier]

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[ZOOTECH]

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More Groaners

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

[nmfaxman]

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?
Attractive.

By smell.