Re: Joke of the Day
An old Hillbilly Farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning tell night ( and sometimes later ), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got ANY relief was when he was out plowing with his Mule. He tried to plow a lot.
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the Old Mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately his wife began Haranguing him again. Complain, Nag, Nag; it just went on & on.
All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killer her DEAD on the spot.
At the Funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a Woman mourner would approach the old Farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so constant , the Minister decided to ask the farmer about it.
So after the funeral , the Minister spoke to the farmer and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head & disagreed with all the men.
The old Farmed said; " Well the women would come up & say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd my head in agreement",.. " and what about the men?" the Minister asked?
An old Hillbilly Farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning tell night ( and sometimes later ), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got ANY relief was when he was out plowing with his Mule. He tried to plow a lot.One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the Old Mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately his wife began Haranguing him again. Complain, Nag, Nag; it just went on & on.
All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killer her DEAD on the spot.
At the Funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a Woman mourner would approach the old Farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so constant , the Minister decided to ask the farmer about it.
So after the funeral , the Minister spoke to the farmer and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head & disagreed with all the men.
The old Farmed said; " Well the women would come up & say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd my head in agreement",.. " and what about the men?" the Minister asked?
" They wanted to know if the mule was for sale "
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