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  • ZOOTECH
    Senior member of CRS

    Site Contributor
    2,500+ Posts
    • Jul 2007
    • 3375
    #46
    Re: The random thought thread

    Originally posted by Ctl-Alt-Del
    I really wish people would stop calling me.
    What are they calling you?
    "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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      • fixthecopier
        ALIEN OVERLORD

        2,500+ Posts
        • Apr 2008
        • 4714
        #47
        Re: The random thought thread

        Originally posted by ZOOTECH
        What are they calling you?
        If it's like me, people keep calling to whine about some piece of equipment not working properly. I mean, why do they think i would care. I will go fix it, but I am not paid enough to care.
        The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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          • Debs1964
            Service Manager

            1,000+ Posts
            • Oct 2010
            • 1687
            #48
            Re: The random thought thread

            Originally posted by Shadow1
            I don't know why, but redheads seem to have too much attitude for me
            We don't have a bloody attitude!!!!!
            There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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              • mojorolla
                The Wolf

                2,500+ Posts
                • Jan 2010
                • 2583
                #49
                Re: The random thought thread

                Originally posted by fixthecopier
                Those are some great points.

                Have you ever noticed that in places they make women completely cover up, everyone seems really uptight. Have I mentioned how great boobs are. Baffles me as to why women haven't used them to take over the world. I am ready and willing to submit to their power.
                I wouldn't say that. Check out these two gentlemen; they just look for nice feet and toes!
                Ghizal!!
                Look at those toes!.jpg
                Failing to plan is planning to fail!!!

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                  • Shadow1
                    Service Manager

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                    • Sep 2008
                    • 1642
                    #50
                    Re: The random thought thread

                    Originally posted by Debs1964
                    We don't have a bloody attitude!!!!!
                    My point exactly... Lol
                    73 DE W5SSJ

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                      • Shadow1
                        Service Manager

                        Site Contributor
                        1,000+ Posts
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 1642
                        #51
                        Re: The random thought thread

                        Originally posted by CompyTech
                        You don't like the bush? Having to use a machete to go in? Exploring the the jungle to find the hidden cave?
                        I'm all about enjoying myself and making my girl enjoy herself - I shouldn't need to play Louis and Clark to find things, and I don't need to get our hair tangled together giving her a mustache ride... (Random thought: that's the adult version of teenagers getting their braces locked together.)
                        73 DE W5SSJ

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                          • Iowatech
                            Not a service manager

                            2,500+ Posts
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 3930
                            #52
                            Re: The random thought thread

                            If you have an old pair of wooden cross country skis, a two by four and some plywood, you can construct a really awesome sled out of that. It will be like a catamaran in the snow: it will go super fast down the hill, and if it is wide enough you can even stand on it.
                            Um, unless you are sledding in a pasture; weed clumps, frozen cowpies and electric fences are powerful obstacles that need to be avoided.

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                              • Tricky
                                Field Supervisor

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                                2,500+ Posts
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 2620
                                #53
                                Re: The random thought thread

                                I had a dream............................about Canon internal finisher !


                                I fitted it the the machine. When the paper came out the grippers held the paper moved it forward past the tray and dumped the stapled copies on the floor.

                                I suppose a dream is a random thought.

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                                  • blackcat4866
                                    Master Of The Obvious

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                                    10,000+ Posts
                                    • Jul 2007
                                    • 22996
                                    #54
                                    Re: The random thought thread

                                    Originally posted by skynet
                                    I had a dream............................about Canon internal finisher !


                                    I fitted it the the machine. When the paper came out the grippers held the paper moved it forward past the tray and dumped the stapled copies on the floor.

                                    I suppose a dream is a random thought.
                                    That's not a dream, it's a nightmare. =^..^=
                                    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
                                    1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
                                    2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
                                    3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
                                    4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
                                    5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

                                    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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                                      • michaelc
                                        Field Tech

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                                        500+ Posts
                                        • Mar 2011
                                        • 590
                                        #55
                                        Re: The random thought thread

                                        To hammered to read all of the posts, just wondered if

                                        gay men get turned on by their own dicks etc and if lesbians get turned on by there own vagina's. I have asked my gay friends but never got a straight answer.
                                        It didn't say that I couldn't do it in the manual.

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                                          • User Name
                                            Awesome Sauce

                                            250+ Posts
                                            • Nov 2009
                                            • 405
                                            #56
                                            Re: The random thought thread

                                            Originally posted by michaelc
                                            I have asked my gay friends but never got a straight answer.
                                            Random thought: Why would you expect to get a straight answer from a gay person?
                                            Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
                                            O.o

                                            WARNING: My profile page can cause blindness in small children and old copier techs. View at your own risk.

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                                              • Copier Addict
                                                Aging Tech

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                                                10,000+ Posts
                                                • Jul 2013
                                                • 14480
                                                #57
                                                Re: The random thought thread

                                                Why are small breed dogs so popular?

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                                                  • Akitu
                                                    Legendary Frost Spec Tech

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                                                    2,500+ Posts
                                                    • Oct 2010
                                                    • 2595
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: The random thought thread

                                                    Originally posted by copier addict
                                                    Why are small breed dogs so popular?
                                                    Who doesn't want to punt a small little football with legs?
                                                    Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                                                      • StrippedScrew
                                                        Technician

                                                        50+ Posts
                                                        • Jul 2012
                                                        • 58
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: The random thought thread

                                                        Even a blind nut finds a squirrel once in a while!

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                                                          • TheOwl
                                                            Service Manager

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                                                            1,000+ Posts
                                                            • Nov 2008
                                                            • 1732
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: The random thought thread

                                                            If you snap a stick in half, you get two sticks.

                                                            If you break a piece of chocolate in half, you get two pieces of chocolate.

                                                            But if you snap a dog in half, you definately don't get two dogs...
                                                            Please don't ask me for firmware or service manuals as refusal often offends.

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