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  • Iowatech
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    • Dec 2009
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    #1366
    Re: The random thought thread

    Originally posted by SwisSeV
    At least you all have road construction!! Some of the roads here will take the wheels off your car, the state doesn't even try to fix them anymore.

    It's better to drive slow around road construction than it is to drive slow around mine shaft potholes!
    You might see if you could gain admittance to the unofficial territory of Forgottonia. I lived there for a while.
    While I'm ashamed to say so, during the summer we sometimes had a Department of Transportation Prevention there. All was forgiven when the salt trucks came out during the winter ice though.

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    • fixthecopier
      ALIEN OVERLORD

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      • Apr 2008
      • 4714

      #1367
      Re: The random thought thread

      If your area is lacking in new roads it is because we got them. there must be a few hundred million spent in the last decade in my county. 2 lanes to 4, interstate by-passes and lots of other stuff. A pain in the rear sometimes, but lucky to have it. There is a big difference when you cross the state line to SC.
      The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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      • NeoMatrix
        Senior Tech.

        2,500+ Posts
        • Nov 2010
        • 3514

        #1368
        Re: The random thought thread

        Re :Road construction.

        Wouldn't you know it --"IT'S ELECTION TIME". And the "Political Spin Doctors" have promised 130million on new road construction in the local area.

        Ahh...but wait until the election is over.... :
        Sorry voters we had to spend $130million on a conservation park for the rare endangered 3-legged unicorn.

        Credit due:
        Actually it has taken 20 years but the federal gov't bean-counters have allocated funds to fixed some of the bad sections of the local state highways.The last 3 year have seen some bad highway black-spots fixed. I guess the gov't worked out all by themselves that the mounting road death-toll is an important issue even before elections come around.
        Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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        • allan
          RTFM!!

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          • Apr 2010
          • 5459

          #1369
          Re: The random thought thread

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          Whatever

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          • blackcat4866
            Master Of The Obvious

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            • Jul 2007
            • 22933

            #1370
            Re: The random thought thread

            Originally posted by Iowatech
            You might see if you could gain admittance to the unofficial territory of Forgottonia. I lived there for a while ...
            Thanks Iowatech for some interesting reading. I lived in Illinois for 18 years, and never heard of this. Around Chicago, you can't go around the block with meeting road construction. During my high school years the Eisenhower Expressway was narrowed to two lanes each way. It seems like it was under construction for a period of 5 years, but that may be an exaggeration. There was so much traffic in the remaining open lanes that the road wore to a "W" contour, often scraping the undercarriage of low slung vehicles. I particularly remember the claustrophobic feeling of driving a 6' wide car in a 7' wide lane with concrete barriers on each side, and the bottom of the car scraping occasionally.

            =^..^=
            If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
            1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
            2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
            3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
            4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
            5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

            blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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            • fixthecopier
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              • Apr 2008
              • 4714

              #1371
              Re: The random thought thread

              I guess this applies here...





              The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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              • fixthecopier
                ALIEN OVERLORD

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                • Apr 2008
                • 4714

                #1372
                Re: The random thought thread

                Mid week blues...




                The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                • TheBlueOrleans
                  Trusted Tech

                  100+ Posts
                  • Aug 2012
                  • 232

                  #1373
                  Re: The random thought thread

                  Click a link to read about Forgottonia, Il... end up researching Burma-Shave on wikipedia. What the hell?

                  Unrelated: really bad PPQ on Bizhub C554, customer agreed to let it be bad until Monday.
                  Can't believe I pulled that off.

                  When she agreed, in my head I saw the words "Speech increased to 49" because I've been playing too much Skyrim.
                  Somewhere there is a tree working hard to produce oxygen for you to live, NOW GO APOLOGIZE TO IT!

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                  • Iowatech
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                    • Dec 2009
                    • 3930

                    #1374
                    Re: The random thought thread

                    How to decide which Star Wars character you are like

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                    • SwisSeV
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                      #1375
                      Re: The random thought thread

                      Damn you Brexit! Good thing I have a day job.

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                      • Lagonda
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                        • Aug 2008
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                        #1376
                        Re: The random thought thread

                        Originally posted by SwisSeV
                        Damn you Brexit! Good thing I have a day job.
                        So what was your night time job? people smuggling?
                        At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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                        • Tricky
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                          • Apr 2009
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                          #1377
                          Re: The random thought thread

                          Originally posted by SwisSeV
                          Damn you Brexit! Good thing I have a day job.
                          England is out ! [emoji1]

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                          • SwisSeV
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                            #1378
                            Re: The random thought thread

                            Originally posted by Lagonda
                            So what was your night time job? people smuggling?
                            I trade securities. I'm fine with them leaving, my homeland Switzerland is right in the middle of Europe and never joined. I'm just annoyed at the leadership there, they seem to be clueless. The markets are crashing because of it.

                            People think Texit is next

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                            • Iowatech
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                              #1379
                              Re: The random thought thread

                              Originally posted by SwisSeV
                              I trade securities. I'm fine with them leaving, my homeland Switzerland is right in the middle of Europe and never joined. I'm just annoyed at the leadership there, they seem to be clueless. The markets are crashing because of it.

                              People think Texit is next
                              I wish the U.K. the best of luck in whatever path they choose.
                              However, if we are going to add the word exit to an abbreviation of a place for no apparent reason other than laziness, here's one:
                              As a former resident of Illinois, I am still a fair weather fan of the Chicago Bulls. As Derrick Rose is leaving the Bulls for New York, that is the Chexit.
                              I suppose my move to Iowa could be considered the ILexit as well, but that's just stupid, so no.

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                              • slimslob
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                                • May 2013
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                                #1380
                                Re: The random thought thread

                                Originally posted by SwisSeV
                                I trade securities. I'm fine with them leaving, my homeland Switzerland is right in the middle of Europe and never joined. I'm just annoyed at the leadership there, they seem to be clueless. The markets are crashing because of it.

                                People think Texit is next
                                The markets are crashing because there are those with money who do not like an independent Britain are able to manipulate the market. Had the vote gone the other way, the big money people who want an independent Britain would have caused the market to go down equally as much. It will take six months or more before the true effect is known. Hopefully it will negligible.

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