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Not a joke, but I found this equally hilarious and disturbing:
I was in an Elementary school doing a PM on an MP6002 in the copy/teacher room. An attractive, young teacher came in the room, in high dugeon about an episode in her class. The students had been tracing each other out on large pieces of paper on the floor, boys tracing boys, and girls tracing girls. The teacher was walking around the class, observing and commenting. To her absolute horror, one of the boys has made his partner's tracing, uh, "anotomicaly correct" with a red crayon. She demanded to know who did such a thing, and the kid with the red crayon and guilty look said "not me". Well, she came into this room, retelling the story to a roomfull of female teachers of all ages, repeating "he drew a p*n*s" about 20 times. She soon had them all tut tutting, and tsk tsking, and she stormed off to call the kid's mom. I'm puttering around the machine trying not to laugh out loud the more and more she's getting herself worked up, and of course the subject continued to be discussed after she left. Not one of these teachers, at least some of whom MUST have been parents of boys, said anything like I was thinking : 1. Lady, you haven't had kids yet, have you? Particularly a boy. 2. You may have a college degree and be over 21, but you don't know sh*t about males. 3. Lighten up fro crying out loud, before you give your entire class a complex. 4. That kid is going to be treated like a sex offender by the system. The more I think about it, the sadder it makes me.Comment
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couple go to the doctors and he asked them what the problem was.they said we want a baby and nothing is happening.
he said how often do you have sexual intercourse .they said whats that .he didn't know how to explain to them and he was
looking out the window and he saw two dogs mating .he called the couple over and said you see those two dogs out the window
well the one at the bottom is a bitch and the one on top is a dog and in a few weeks the bitch will have puppies.if you want a baby that's what you have to do.
three months later they went for a checkup and the doctor said well done you are pregnant ,did you enjoy getting pregnant.
yes said the bloke but you don't half get a crowd round you.
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My son when he was in grade 2 or 3 came home from school one evening with a note from the principle.
The note explain that it was highly inappropiate that your child be kissing and holding hands with his "girlfreind "during recess breaks.
I said to my missus " thank f*%# for that , I would be as worried as heck if the note said he was kissing and holding hands with his "boyfriend" during school class....." phewwww...
True story....Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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Admin should run a grep script on the entire "Joke of the day" forum and catalogue it into book/PDF format and then sell it to recoup money for CTN....
Just a random idea... ..... .....
No Joke....
Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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This is a copier forum - These guys are not Linux Geeks (most of them anyway) and have no idea what grep does nor care how it relates to PDF's - that would have been better if you left it as a joke nobody got...73 DE W5SSJComment
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...now that's how you make it funny... at least to a geek... except a geek would be too into the article to notice the humorous (to a non-geek) title.
Squirrel...73 DE W5SSJComment
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A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.
"Thank you, honey", she says. "What would you like me to bring back for you?"
He laughs and says, "An Italian girl!"
When the conference is over, he meets her at the airport and asks:
"So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good," she replies.
"And what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" she asks.
"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!"
"Oh, that," she says. "Well, I did what I could. Now we have to wait nine months to see if it's a girl."Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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A married man was having an affair
with his secretary.
One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed
and told his lover to take his shoes
outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.
'I can't lie to you,' he replied,
'I'm having an affair with my secretary.
We had sex all afternoon.'
She looked down at his shoes and said:
'You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!Comment
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Do for one what you wished you could do for everyone. - Andy StanleyComment
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Then we'll add another. The following is affair #2 of 6. Amazing you would remember the ones you posted. You're probably responsible for half the jokes posted.
A middle-aged couple had two beautifuldaughters
but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time
for the son they always wanted
The wife got pregnant
and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery
to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child
he had ever seen.
He told his wife: 'There's no way I can
be the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind my back?'
The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
'No, not this time!Comment
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