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  • copymutt
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    • Aug 2008
    • 107
    #2236
    Re: Joke of the Day

    Why do brides wear white?

    All major appliances come in white!

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      • Debs1964
        Service Manager

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        • Oct 2010
        • 1687
        #2237
        Re: Joke of the Day

        Originally posted by copymutt
        Why do brides wear white?

        All major appliances come in white!
        I always thought the answer was "to match all the other kitchen appliances"

        Why do women have small feet?
        so they can get really close to the kitchen sink
        There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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          • Debs1964
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            • Oct 2010
            • 1687
            #2238
            Re: Joke of the Day

            Your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you done wrong?
            Made the chain too long

            i think I can outdo you on women jokes lol
            There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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              • NeoMatrix
                Senior Tech.

                2,500+ Posts
                • Nov 2010
                • 3514
                #2239
                Re: Joke of the Day

                How do you stop your wife from beating you to the TV remote control ?

                Shorten the biarch's chain from the bedroom ....
                Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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                  • NeoMatrix
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                    • Nov 2010
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                    #2240
                    Re: Joke of the Day

                    Whats the difference between a prostitute and your exwife ?

                    One waits longer for payment......
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                      • copymutt
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                        • Aug 2008
                        • 107
                        #2241
                        Re: Joke of the Day

                        What the heck did I start here??. My wife thought the white appliance was sexist but funny. There are more than a few female techs out there. Hope they have a good sense of humor or we could be in for a bashing.

                        Copymutt

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                          • Brian8506
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                            • Feb 2009
                            • 1658
                            #2242
                            Re: Joke of the Day

                            Should we tell him or let him find out what happens


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                              • Tonerbomb
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                                • Feb 2005
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                                #2243
                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                Originally posted by Brian8506
                                Should we tell him or let him find out what happens


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                                  • slimslob
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                                    • May 2013
                                    • 36890
                                    #2244
                                    Re: Joke of the Day

                                    Originally posted by NeoMatrix
                                    Whats the difference between a prostitute and your exwife ?

                                    One waits longer for payment......
                                    You are not required to continue paying the prostitute.

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                                      • fixthecopier
                                        ALIEN OVERLORD

                                        2,500+ Posts
                                        • Apr 2008
                                        • 4714
                                        #2245
                                        Re: Joke of the Day

                                        If a car crashes into your living room, and kills your wife, whose fault is it?


                                        Your wife's. If she had been in the kitchen where she belongs, she would still be alive.
                                        The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                                          • slimslob
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                                            • May 2013
                                            • 36890
                                            #2246
                                            Re: Joke of the Day

                                            Originally posted by fixthecopier
                                            If a car crashes into your living room, and kills your wife, whose fault is it?


                                            Your wife's. If she had been in the kitchen where she belongs, she would still be alive.
                                            But what if the only reason she came out of the kitchen was to bring you an ice cold brew?

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                                              • NeoMatrix
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                                                • Nov 2010
                                                • 3514
                                                #2247
                                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                                Originally posted by Brian8506
                                                Should we tell him or let him find out what happens

                                                I figure his day job he works as a parking officer putting on wheel clamps...?
                                                Would love to see him put the vehicle in low range 4WD and drop the clutch........
                                                Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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                                                  • Debs1964
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                                                    • Oct 2010
                                                    • 1687
                                                    #2248
                                                    Re: Joke of the Day

                                                    Originally posted by fixthecopier
                                                    If a car crashes into your living room, and kills your wife, whose fault is it?


                                                    Your wife's. If she had been in the kitchen where she belongs, she would still be alive.
                                                    Now I know why I'm single lol
                                                    There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                                                      • MjarbarV2.0
                                                        Adeptus Mechanicus Magos

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                                                        • Feb 2014
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                                                        #2249
                                                        Re: Joke of the Day

                                                        I sold my vacuum cleaner today - it was just gathering dust!

                                                        My family motto is "Always leave them wanting more." Which is why I probably lost my job with the disaster relief agency!
                                                        The impossible is easy - miracles take a little longer

                                                        Let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late.

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                                                          • Debs1964
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                                                            • Oct 2010
                                                            • 1687
                                                            #2250
                                                            Re: Joke of the Day

                                                            Originally posted by MjarbarV2.0
                                                            I sold my vacuum cleaner today - it was just gathering dust!
                                                            That's cheating, using the joke that was voted best at the Edinburgh Fringe lol, I'm just annoyed that you used it before I got a chance to
                                                            There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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