Joke of the Day

[gwaddle]

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I'll be hitting the road for the next few weeks, so my jokes will cease until I get back. Try not to miss the compendium too much!

I suspect the whole site will just shut down until you return.

[Akitu]

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I suspect the whole site will just shut down until you return.

Perhaps the joke thread...

[Mr.Claire]

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Page two of Google.

[Iowatech]

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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Oh yeah, take this:
Yo momma so fat, her little black dress looks like outer space.

[NeoMatrix]

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Page two of Google.

hmmmmm, dis be an IT. joke ?

I had to google it.... you got me. I'm as lost as a boy scout in a female only nudist colony.

[Debs1964]

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Pro Tip: Don't google for NSFW either. (Not Safe For Work)

Too late, I already did

[slimslob]

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hmmmmm, dis be an IT. joke ?

I had to google it.... you got me. I'm as lost as a boy scout in a female only nudist colony.

I think he is making the assumption that when people Google something, they only look at the first page of results.

[KenB]

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I think he is making the assumption that when people Google something, they only look at the first page of results.

Definitely some truth to that.

Quite often, by the time you get to the second page, it's gone waaaaay off topic.

[fixthecopier]

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A man is having a conversation with his new neighbor. The neighbor comments on how beautiful the man's wife is.

"Thank you. My wife will be flattered"
"Your wife is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen"
Again the man thanks him
"Your wife has the best looking tits"
"Where are you going with this?" ask the man
"You know , I would give $100 just to suck on one of her tits"
Instead of being offended, the man thought about how he could really use $100
He goes inside and tells his wife. She thinks about how they really need the money.
"Well , I guess it wouldn't be all that bad. I mean it would only take a few minutes and we need the money."
The woman takes her top off and lays down on the couch. The man goes outside and waves for his neighbor to come over.
"WOW, those are beautiful" he says
The neighbor kneels down and begins kissing the breast and rubbing his face on them, and licking them, but never sucks on them. This goes on for about 15 minutes and finally the husband says,"Well, aren't you going to suck on them?" to which the neighbor replies, "I can't. I don't have $100"

[slimslob]

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A man is having a conversation with his new neighbor. The neighbor comments on how beautiful the man's wife is.

"Thank you. My wife will be flattered"
"Your wife is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen"
Again the man thanks him
"Your wife has the best looking tits"
"Where are you going with this?" ask the man
"You know , I would give $100 just to suck on one of her tits"
Instead of being offended, the man thought about how he could really use $100
He goes inside and tells his wife. She thinks about how they really need the money.
"Well , I guess it wouldn't be all that bad. I mean it would only take a few minutes and we need the money."
The woman takes her top off and lays down on the couch. The man goes outside and waves for his neighbor to come over.
"WOW, those are beautiful" he says
The neighbor kneels down and begins kissing the breast and rubbing his face on them, and licking them, but never sucks on them. This goes on for about 15 minutes and finally the husband says,"Well, aren't you going to suck on them?" to which the neighbor replies, "I can't. I don't have $100"

Moral of the story: Get the money up front!

[fixthecopier]

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[sdrawkcab]

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I swallowed two pieces of string this morning.

An hour ago they both appeared, tied together.

I shit you knots.

[NeoMatrix]

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I swallowed two pieces of string this morning.

An hour ago they both appeared, tied together.

I shit you knots.

Knot to be out-dung, it appears like a good case for a close inspection.
I'd hate to see you strung along, can I rectumend a second opinion,in case it's knot complete?
Where you highly strung with the out come, or was this knot the case? ....

[Iowatech]

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The case of the missing turkey sandwich!
The Case of the Missing Turkey Sandwich Has a Gratifying Conclusion - Mandatory

[fixthecopier]

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This is my sense of humor...