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It snowed last night.....
We received about 2 inches of snow and ...

8:00 am: I made an ordinary traditional looking snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:25 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:30 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.

8:40 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:45 - The transgender man--woman--person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:55 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures.

9:05 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

9:15 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.

9:20 - Then accused of using a black face on the snow person.

9:27 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.

9:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.

9:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

9:48 - The neighborhood "council on equality" officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

9:50 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and I am now a sexist.

10:03 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

10:05 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. Later my children were taken by social services.

10:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.

10:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.

11:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...

Moral: There ain't no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because we pay attention to a bunch of snowflakes.

I'm not surprised why some Americans go nuts and start to shoot at everything moving. It's good I don't have any weapons around

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Husband & wife went to Jerusalem and the Wife died there.
Priest: "Sending her body home would cost you $10000.... but... burial here at this holy city would cost just $100".
Man:"I'll take the body home!!!"
Priest:"Why the costly option? You must really love your wife a lot"
Man: "Nothing like that Father.. Just that Jesus was buried here and came alive on the 3rd day...
why take unnecessary risk......!!!

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I have a new drone and this picture is exactly why i decided against getting a closer look at the huge Osprey nest at the baseball field.