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  • Akitu
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    • Oct 2010
    • 2595
    #1441
    Re: Joke of the Day

    A husband calls up a hotel's manager from his room.
    Husband : Please come fast , I was having an argument with my wife and she says shes gonna jump out of the window.
    Manager : Sir, I am sorry I can't help you , this seems to be a personal issue.
    Husband : You asshole, this is a maintenance issue. The window isn't opening.
    Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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      • Debs1964
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        • Oct 2010
        • 1690
        #1442
        Re: Joke of the Day

        Originally posted by Akitu
        A husband calls up a hotel's manager from his room.
        Husband : Please come fast , I was having an argument with my wife and she says shes gonna jump out of the window.
        Manager : Sir, I am sorry I can't help you , this seems to be a personal issue.
        Husband : You asshole, this is a maintenance issue. The window isn't opening.
        Sometimes I wonder why men bother with us women at all, I'm yet to meet one that has anything good to say about us
        There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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          • Akitu
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            • Oct 2010
            • 2595
            #1443
            Re: Joke of the Day

            Originally posted by Debs1964
            Sometimes I wonder why men bother with us women at all, I'm yet to meet one that has anything good to say about us
            The list of responses I just rattled off in my head is not flattering in the slightest.
            Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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              • collme
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                • Apr 2010
                • 221
                #1444
                Re: Joke of the Day

                Originally posted by Debs1964
                Sometimes I wonder why men bother with us women at all, I'm yet to meet one that has anything good to say about us
                we need women more than they need us

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                  • Debs1964
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                    • Oct 2010
                    • 1690
                    #1445
                    Re: Joke of the Day

                    Originally posted by collme
                    we need women more than they need us
                    Why do none of them need me
                    There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                      • collme
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                        • Apr 2010
                        • 221
                        #1446
                        Re: Joke of the Day

                        Originally posted by Debs1964
                        Why do none of them need me
                        we all need you Debs, especially in here as you give solid advise when needed.

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                          • Debs1964
                            Service Manager

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                            • Oct 2010
                            • 1690
                            #1447
                            Re: Joke of the Day

                            Originally posted by collme
                            we all need you Debs, especially in here as you give solid advise when needed.
                            Thank you hunny
                            There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                              • Shadow1
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                                • Sep 2008
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                                #1448
                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                Originally posted by Debs1964
                                Sometimes I wonder why men bother with us women at all, I'm yet to meet one that has anything good to say about us
                                I think it's just that men don't understand women - and for that I should win the "Understatement of the Year Award"
                                Let's face it, men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny - Very few of us are capable of understanding more than that, and you also have to admit sometimes women have difficulty making sense of themselves.
                                73 DE W5SSJ

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                                  • Tonerbomb
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                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 2589
                                    #1449
                                    Re: Joke of the Day

                                    Originally posted by Akitu
                                    A husband calls up a hotel's manager from his room.
                                    Husband : Please come fast , I was having an argument with my wife and she says shes gonna jump out of the window.
                                    Manager : Sir, I am sorry I can't help you , this seems to be a personal issue.
                                    Husband : You asshole, this is a maintenance issue. The window isn't opening.
                                    LIKE !!!
                                    Mystic Crystal Revelations

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                                      • Tonerbomb
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                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 2589
                                        #1450
                                        Re: Joke of the Day

                                        Originally posted by Shadow1
                                        I think it's just that men don't understand women - and for that I should win the "Understatement of the Year Award"
                                        Let's face it, men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny - Very few of us are capable of understanding more than that, and you also have to admit sometimes women have difficulty making sense of themselves.
                                        The complications of a man are that both heads are thinking and the lower one often overrides the upper one......
                                        Mystic Crystal Revelations

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                                          • blackcat4866
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                                            • Jul 2007
                                            • 22999
                                            #1451
                                            Re: Joke of the Day

                                            Originally posted by collme
                                            we all need you Debs, especially in here as you give solid advise when needed.
                                            Ditto that. We need a few sane members ... otherwise how can you distinguish the rest?

                                            Originally posted by Shadow1
                                            I think it's just that men don't understand women - and for that I should win the "Understatement of the Year Award"
                                            ...
                                            For this you qualify for the Master Of The Obvious certification. =^..^=
                                            If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
                                            1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
                                            2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
                                            3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
                                            4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
                                            5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

                                            blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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                                              • Debs1964
                                                Service Manager

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                                                • Oct 2010
                                                • 1690
                                                #1452
                                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                                Originally posted by Shadow1
                                                and you also have to admit sometimes women have difficulty making sense of themselves.
                                                Why do you think I've stayed in this job for nearly 30 years, I have made it a life long study to try to understand women, I couldn't spend all my working hours surrounded by women
                                                1) What do they do that takes so long when they visit the bathroom
                                                2) Why does it take sooooooo long to get ready for a night out, I can shower, wash my hair and do full make-up in 20 minutes
                                                3) What is their fascination with shopping
                                                4) Why are soap operas and reality TV shows suitable conversations for an entire day
                                                5) Why do they go all gooey everytime they see a baby (all they do is sleep, scream, shit and puke)
                                                6) Why do they scream like a baby when there's a spider in the room (a spider is tiny, it's hardly going to overpower them)
                                                7) Why do they think pictures of bunny rabbits are cute...I REALLY don't get that one
                                                8) And why, when I visit them to fix a copier, do they assume I'll do a better job than the men, just because I'm a woman. I do a better job than some, and a worse job than others...just like the rest of you
                                                There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                                                  • blackcat4866
                                                    Master Of The Obvious

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                                                    10,000+ Posts
                                                    • Jul 2007
                                                    • 22999
                                                    #1453
                                                    Re: Joke of the Day

                                                    I've been married to one for 25 years and I can't answer any of those questions ... and a lot more. I figure I'm not going to have all the answers, and it doesn't bother me a bit. It's not worth wasting my remaining cognitive powers on questions without answers.

                                                    You are an extraordinary woman Debs. I wouldn't mind if there were a few more. =^..^=
                                                    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
                                                    1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
                                                    2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
                                                    3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
                                                    4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
                                                    5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

                                                    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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                                                      • Shadow1
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                                                        • Sep 2008
                                                        • 1642
                                                        #1454
                                                        Re: Joke of the Day

                                                        Originally posted by Debs1964
                                                        Why do you think I've stayed in this job for nearly 30 years, I have made it a life long study to try to understand women, I couldn't spend all my working hours surrounded by women
                                                        1) What do they do that takes so long when they visit the bathroom
                                                        2) Why does it take sooooooo long to get ready for a night out, I can shower, wash my hair and do full make-up in 20 minutes
                                                        3) What is their fascination with shopping
                                                        4) Why are soap operas and reality TV shows suitable conversations for an entire day
                                                        5) Why do they go all gooey everytime they see a baby (all they do is sleep, scream, shit and puke)
                                                        6) Why do they scream like a baby when there's a spider in the room (a spider is tiny, it's hardly going to overpower them)
                                                        7) Why do they think pictures of bunny rabbits are cute...I REALLY don't get that one
                                                        8) And why, when I visit them to fix a copier, do they assume I'll do a better job than the men, just because I'm a woman. I do a better job than some, and a worse job than others...just like the rest of you
                                                        Lol!
                                                        Debs, we were kinda hoping you could clue us in on some of these.
                                                        73 DE W5SSJ

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                                                          • Debs1964
                                                            Service Manager

                                                            1,000+ Posts
                                                            • Oct 2010
                                                            • 1690
                                                            #1455
                                                            Re: Joke of the Day

                                                            Originally posted by Shadow1
                                                            Lol!
                                                            Debs, we were kinda hoping you could clue us in on some of these.
                                                            Nope, and right now I sure as hell don't understand men either I guess I'm just clueless on the entire human race
                                                            There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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