Joke of the Day

[emujo]

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You know, as you age there are 3 things that start to go, 1st thing is your memory, 2nd thing is............................................Wher e the f*** are my car keys. Emujo

[NeoMatrix]

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**** Off topic****
Reason for repeat joke threads...
I've sent a PM to Akitu explaining that he may need to change his brower cache settings.
He may not be recieving the latest thread updates from CTN. I see he has had problems on other posts.
I got a strange one happening. I'm getting emails and likes that don't appear in CTN.
I'm not worried about those. The CTN forum is a great site reguardless of the incedentials.

[Akitu]

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I refresh typically when I need to; this morning I just got into the office and posted the first joke that made me chuckle. I had the deja vu feeling this morning thinking something felt off but dismissed it as I'm currently a little behind.

I'll correct it asap.

*Edit* Fixed.

[Coptech]

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I refresh typically when I need to; this morning I just got into the office and posted the first joke that made me chuckle. I had the deja vu feeling this morning thinking something felt off but dismissed it as I'm currently a little behind.

I'll correct it asap.

*Edit* Fixed.

You are a lucky person if you get to go to work and chuckle. I find that for the most part, people just want to piss me off!

[slimslob]

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Taken from a Facebook friend:

[slimslob]

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And another:

[slimslob]

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One more:

[Akitu]

[fixthecopier]

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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with the wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail since she was expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: November 18, 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
PS. Sure is freaking hot down here.

[emujo]

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You meet a man while walking on the Appalachian Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and say "that's a girls name". Terry shoots you.
You have just died from dissin' Terry. Emujo

[slimslob]

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[Phrag]

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Saving money with Non-Genuine Toner.

[Akitu]

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I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago.
Since then, my muggings have been a lot more successful!

[fixthecopier]

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A teenager fighting with her dad storms off to her room shouting "And Jim Morrison sucks!", to which her father replies "Hey young lady, there will be no slamming Doors in this house!"


My son got fired from his job in road construction for theft. I didn't believe it at first, but when I got home all the signs were there.

[Akitu]

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The king of Belgium is fed up that the Dutch make jokes about how dumb Belgians are. He goes to King Willem, of the Netherlands, and demands that the Dutch should do something stupid, so that the Belgians can laugh at the Dutch. Willem wants to maintain good relations so he says; "meh, we will build a bridge in the Sahara". The king of Belgium approves and so it happens; the Dutch build a bridge in the desert.
They became the laughing stock of the world. The king of Belgium is pleased and says to king Willem:"Ha ha that was funny, you can remove the bridge.
King Willem responds: "We can't, there are Belgians on the bridge trying to fish."