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A baby-snake asks it's mummy:
''Mummy, are we a poisonous species?''
Mummy-snake: ''No dear. Why do you ask?''
Baby snake: '' Thank God!! I jusk bik my kongue!!''Comment
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How does the buffalo say goodbye to his son?????????????????
bi son.......................................Mystic Crystal RevelationsComment
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
" No," he replied, "arthritis.Comment
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problem font printer
how it works, font gauges (calibri) on ricoh?Comment
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A woman arrived at a party & while scanning the guests she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."
"That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose Carmen." "What's your name?" she asked.
He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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How to rise to the challenge:
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Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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Adam gave Sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have?
Cancer.Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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Wife : "I dreamed they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "They gave those away."
Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamed they were auctioning off vaginas. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they held the auction."The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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and a White Trash BikerThree men - a Canadian farmer, a Muslim fanatic
are all walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
The muslim was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
can come into our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Biker says, 'I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out;
it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Biker sits down on his Harley,
cracks a beer,
lights a cigar,
smiles and says,
'Fill it with water.'Comment
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