Joke of the Day

[fixthecopier]

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[slimslob]

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[ZOOTECH]

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Did you hear about the college professor who wore a tuxedo to class?
He wanted to give his students a formal education.

[Coptech]

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Did you hear about the college professor who wore a tuxedo to class?
He wanted to give his students a formal education.

That is much better than the racist version I had always heard about wearing a tuxedo to get a vasectomy saying "Doc, if I'm going to be impotent, I want to look impotent"

[slimslob]

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[slimslob]

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[NeoMatrix]

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A couple had been married for about forty odd years.
They're laying in bed beside each other one night, when the old boy
leans over and start rubbing the missus up and down from head to toe.
He runs his hands down over her neck.
He run his hands slowly all over her breasts.
He moves his hand slowly down her thighs an over her buttocks.
He finally moves his hands down between her legs.
At this point the old girl is getting really excited by all attention.
He then suddenly stops and rolls over to his side of the bed.
After a long pause of silence the old girl rolls over and says
"that was nice dear, how come you stopped? Did I do something wrong?"
Oh! no dear, not all, I found the TV remote control thanks....


(Credit the missus for the above...)

[emujo]

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A couple had been married for about forty odd years.
They're laying in bed beside each other one night, when the old boy
leans over and start rubbing the missus up and down from head to toe.
He runs his hands down over her neck.
He run his hands slowly all over her breasts.
He moves his hand slowly down her thighs an over her buttocks.
He finally moves his hands down between her legs.
At this point the old girl is getting really excited by all attention.
He then suddenly stops and rolls over to his side of the bed.
After a long pause of silence the old girl rolls over and says
"that was nice dear, how come you stopped? Did I do something wrong?"
Oh! no dear, not all, I found the TV remote control thanks....


(Credit the missus for the above...)

Wow, a zinger from Neo that I liked, and made sense..LOL Emujo

[nottoosharp]

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Only copy guys will really get this


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[slimslob]

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[emujo]

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I know a chick with 1 tit bigger than the other..She entered a wet T-shirt contest and came in 1st and 3rd. Emujo

[fixthecopier]

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The pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so they decided to get rid of some of them. They offered $10,000 in severance pay for each inch of their body -- to be measured however they chose. The Air Force general went first. He said he wanted to be measured from his head to his toe. He was 69 inches. He received $690,000. Next up was the Army general. He wanted to be measured from the tip of his finger to the tip of his other finger. It was 80 inches. He received $800,000. The two generals were very happy with their earnings. Finally the Marine general came up. He said he wanted to be measured from the tip of his dick to the tip of his balls. The man said, ''Sir, do you know how much the other generals received?'' The general said no. ''Sir, they received $690,000 and $800,000 respectively, are you sure that is what you want measured?'' The general said, ''Just do it!'' The man dropped the general's pants and measured his d**k. When he went for the general's balls, they weren't there. The man said, ''Sir, where are your balls.'' The general said, ''I left them back in Vietnam.''

[slimslob]

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[nottoosharp]

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I've done this


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[emujo]

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The pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so they decided to get rid of some of them. They offered $10,000 in severance pay for each inch of their body -- to be measured however they chose. The Air Force general went first. He said he wanted to be measured from his head to his toe. He was 69 inches. He received $690,000. Next up was the Army general. He wanted to be measured from the tip of his finger to the tip of his other finger. It was 80 inches. He received $800,000. The two generals were very happy with their earnings. Finally the Marine general came up. He said he wanted to be measured from the tip of his dick to the tip of his balls. The man said, ''Sir, do you know how much the other generals received?'' The general said no. ''Sir, they received $690,000 and $800,000 respectively, are you sure that is what you want measured?'' The general said, ''Just do it!'' The man dropped the general's pants and measured his d**k. When he went for the general's balls, they weren't there. The man said, ''Sir, where are your balls.'' The general said, ''I left them back in Vietnam.''

Good one, but why is "dick" bleeped out the second time? LOL