Joke of the Day

[NeoMatrix]

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Keep an eye on those southern boys! Just because they talk funny does not mean they are stupid.

Hi izzynut I owe you an apology of sorts...

When I first read the above joke it was cut an paste twice. I thought it was cut and paste twice to carry a hidden message.
The hidden message I assumed, the joke was about the New York Bank charging $23.07 interest on a $5000 loan.
A quick calculation in my head arrived at $5000 @ 12% interest = $600.

And the punch line to the joke: I thought the N.Y. Bank short changed themselves.

concluding:
I assumed the bank was in error because I took the interest as principle of the loan in total.
If you reason that the bank loan was taken over 52 weeks; interest is correct at $23.07.
($5000 @ 12% ) = $600
($600/52 weeks) = $11.53 /per week
($11.53 x 2 weeks) = $23.07


Solly olly....

I thought that the joke carried a hidden IQ test as the punch line......

[slimslob]

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Hi Slim.
I cannot to see any of the images you attach in this forum.
I've tried 3 different browsers using others O/S and firewall settings.

Does anybody else see Slims pictures/images?

It is in a .pnf file format. I have used Irfanview to convert it to a .pdf. Let me know if that works.

[Zeldaman]

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Hi there!
YEP!
Greetings...

[Iowatech]

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Hi Slim.
I cannot to see any of the images you attach in this forum.
I've tried 3 different browsers using others O/S and firewall settings.

Does anybody else see Slims pictures/images?

Yes, if I allow pictures to be loaded automatically. Something I don't always do because of the enforced thrift I went through previously.
For what it is worth, and this is just a guess, while we try to be a community, we live in different parts of the world, and while the law of common sense is acknowledged and appreciated here, the laws where we each live are probably different and might not allow that.
On a more terrifying note, perhaps there isn't a picture in his last post. That could be kinda spooky if you're trying to look for one were none is present. EEK!

[slimslob]

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Hi Slim.
I cannot to see any of the images you attach in this forum.
I've tried 3 different browsers using others O/S and firewall settings.

Does anybody else see Slims pictures/images?

Nope. I thought it was just me. =^..^=

I don't see it either (IOS), all I see is a question mark in a blue square-font unknown?

Yes, if I allow pictures to be loaded automatically. Something I don't always do because of the enforced thrift I went through previously.
For what it is worth, and this is just a guess, while we try to be a community, we live in different parts of the world, and while the law of common sense is acknowledged and appreciated here, the laws where we each live are probably different and might not allow that.
On a more terrifying note, perhaps there isn't a picture in his last post. That could be kinda spooky if you're trying to look for one were none is present. EEK!

The last 2 images I have posted are from the Cats group on social media MeWe.com. I wonder if they tack on coding where only members can see them. Most of the actual jokes I share are from gwaddle's Facebook.

[NeoMatrix]

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The last 2 images I have posted are from the Cats group on social media MeWe.com. I wonder if they tack on coding where only members can see them. Most of the actual jokes I share are from gwaddle's Facebook.

The original catread image URL. I will try to post your same catread URL again, see below.
You may have to do an image screen capture if the original site requires login viewer status....

htttps://img.mewe.com/api/v2/photo/30nsAh8_yir0nT8ZJAcq8BdhXStrWxboQq83waGKCT5bTH8Gpf TlQl1_YxM/768x768/image.png

https://img.mewe.com/api/v2/photo/30...x768/image.png

------------------- URL CLICK -----------

The website declined to show this webpage
HTTP 403
	Most likely causes: This website requires you to log in.
	What you can try:
	[IMG]res://ieframe.dll/bullet.png[/IMG] Go back to the previous page.Go back to the previous page.
	[IMG]res://ieframe.dll/down.png[/IMG] More information

[slimslob]

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The original catread image URL. I will try to post your same catread URL again, see below.
You may have to do an image screen capture if the original site requires login viewer status....

htttps://img.mewe.com/api/v2/photo/30nsAh8_yir0nT8ZJAcq8BdhXStrWxboQq83waGKCT5bTH8Gpf TlQl1_YxM/768x768/image.png

https://img.mewe.com/api/v2/photo/30...x768/image.png

------------------- URL CLICK -----------

The website declined to show this webpage
HTTP 403
	Most likely causes: This website requires you to log in.
	What you can try:
	[IMG]res://ieframe.dll/bullet.png[/IMG] Go back to the previous page.Go back to the previous page.
	[IMG]res://ieframe.dll/down.png[/IMG] More information

Sounds like I was right. You have to be a member of MeWe to see pictures from there group. If you want to see a lot of cat pictures cone join MeWe.com. They also have a group for all animals called my kids have paws.

[bob marley]

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A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation

[izzynut]

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[izzynut]

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[izzynut]

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Bob, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes

like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he
bought them.

He was so delighted with his purchase, he decided to wear them home to
show the missus. Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the
kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?
Karen at age 83 looked him over and replied, "Nope."

Frustrated , Bob stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new golf shoes.
Again he asked Karen, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
different NOW?"

Karen looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Bob, what's
different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and
it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.

Furious, Bob yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
KAREN?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW GOLF SHOES!

Without missing a beat old Karen replies, "You shoulda bought a new
hat.

[izzynut]

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She is watching our wedding video again.

[izzynut]

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Good players are hard to find.










I don't know how I feel about masturbation anymore.



On one hand, it's pretty good. On the other hand, it's a little awkward.






I see why.











Doctor: Go ahead. Knock yourself out.






















I recently joined a nudist colony.



The first few days were the hardest...

[PJB]

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[Phil B.]

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Keep an eye on those southern boys! Just because they talk funny does not mean they are stupid.

that's right we didn't just fall off the turnip truck last night!