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"Of course I won't laugh" said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years, I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width, it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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Two young blokes where sitting on a park bench one sunny day staring off into space.
One of the young blokes starts to pretend that he is in a boat casting a fishing rod and retrieving a lure.
He keeps on doing the same action for some time... The local Bobby/policeman happened to be watching
the young men and walked up to both of them to enquire about their unusual behavior.
He say's to the fishing dude "are you daft "?
What the heck are you doing ? The fishing guy does not answer.
The copper asks three or four times,but still no answer.
He turns to the other guy and asks "what's with the fisherman here"?
The young bloke replies "don't worry about him he's a bit loopy in the head" ,as he gestures a circluar motion with his finger to his head.
The copper says "I think you better take him home then."
The young bloke replies "I can't."
The copper says "why not ?".
The young guy say's" your standing on me f%$#ing oares, how the f#$% do you expect me to row this boat home ?"Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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Saw a couple more, both with Manning on the phone saying "What should I do now, Tom?" and "Mom? Come and get me....." LoLComment
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Maybe you are looking for this?
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'Comment
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Did you hear about those new corduroy pillow cases?
I'm surprised you haven't, they've been making headlines everywhere!Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me
four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty..'Comment
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The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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please note as you tell this joke you have to make the farting noises.
a man walks into the shoe shop and every step he took he farted.the smell was atrocious so the salesman went and opened the front door.
the man said those black shoes with the white sides in the window ,have you got them in a size 8
every other word was followed by a fart.yes said the salesman and he went and got a size eight for him to try on .
he sat down ,fart put the shoes on ,fart then walked up and down the shop ,fart fart fart .
he went back to the counter and said yes they are a good fit ,how much are they .
the salesman said I am frightened to yell you in case you shit yourselfComment
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled
himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he
ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'Comment
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Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraintsComment
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How much money does he have in the photo ?
Would it be the equivalent of $100 US for real ?
It would cost him more for the petrol to burn it.
It would be cheaper to keep it and use it for dunny paper.
At least he would get some real value out of it.Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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