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The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line."You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --
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Two little old ladies are driving to church when the passenger notices that they blaze right through a red traffic light. She decides to not say anything until they have run two more at which she can no longer hold her tongue. Ethel she said, "do you realize you just ran three red lights in a row?" Ethel replied, "Oh my God! I'm driving?"Comment
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I had " beefstew" as my password....
Microsoft said it was not Stroganoff!Comment
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It is 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date...
Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father suggests: "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." Bobby is shocked. "Excuse me, sir?" "Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her." Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she's ready to go. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "Dad! The Twist! It's called the Twist!"The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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Jokes that my son can remember / poo jokes for a 6 year old
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Whats brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
What's brown and sounds like a fog horn?
Poooo pooooooo.Comment
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The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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To catch a virus, first you must THINK like a virus. ATCHOO!!Comment
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Last edited by KenB; 06-13-2016, 01:13 AM.“I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim HawkinsComment
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I hear the inventor of the USB died recently. At the burial, they lowered the coffin into the grave, lifted it back out and flipped it over, then lowered it back in.The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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Didn't the same guy invent USB C?
Byting on bits.Comment
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What happens when alligators have unprotected sex? They get Gatorades.The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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