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  • slimslob
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    • May 2013
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    #3511
    Re: Joke of the Day

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    • fixthecopier
      ALIEN OVERLORD

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      #3512
      The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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      • ZOOTECH
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        #3513
        Re: Joke of the Day

        What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?


        A receding hare line.
        "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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        • Lagonda
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          • Aug 2008
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          #3514
          Re: Joke of the Day

          Copiertech.jpg
          At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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          • Coptech
            worker drone

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            • Dec 2009
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            #3515
            Re: Joke of the Day

            Two little old ladies are driving to church when the passenger notices that they blaze right through a red traffic light. She decides to not say anything until they have run two more at which she can no longer hold her tongue. Ethel she said, "do you realize you just ran three red lights in a row?" Ethel replied, "Oh my God! I'm driving?"

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            • MunsterTech
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              #3516
              Re: Joke of the Day

              I had " beefstew" as my password....

              Microsoft said it was not Stroganoff!

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              • fixthecopier
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                #3517
                Re: Joke of the Day

                It is 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date...
                Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father suggests: "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." Bobby is shocked. "Excuse me, sir?" "Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her." Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she's ready to go. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "Dad! The Twist! It's called the Twist!"
                The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                • fixthecopier
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                  #3518
                  The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                  • LeeroyNake

                    #3519
                    Re: Joke of the Day

                    Jokes that my son can remember / poo jokes for a 6 year old

                    What's brown and sticky?
                    A stick.

                    Whats brown and sounds like a bell?
                    Dung.

                    What's brown and sounds like a fog horn?
                    Poooo pooooooo.

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                    • fixthecopier
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                      #3520
                      Re: Joke of the Day

                      The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                      • mohan
                        Technician

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                        • Oct 2013
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                        #3521
                        Re: Joke of the Day

                        To catch a virus, first you must THINK like a virus. ATCHOO!!

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                        • KenB
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                          • Dec 2007
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                          #3522
                          Re: Joke of the Day

                          Originally posted by mohan
                          To catch a virus, first you must THINK like a virus. ATCHOO!!
                          i left the window open and in-flew-enza
                          Last edited by KenB; 06-13-2016, 01:13 AM.
                          “I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim Hawkins

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                          • fixthecopier
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                            #3523
                            Re: Joke of the Day

                            I hear the inventor of the USB died recently. At the burial, they lowered the coffin into the grave, lifted it back out and flipped it over, then lowered it back in.
                            The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                            • habik
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                              #3524
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                              Didn't the same guy invent USB C?

                              Byting on bits.
                              .OK Google! ... will I need Berrocca this morning?
                              Firmwares HERE

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                              • fixthecopier
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                                #3525
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                                What happens when alligators have unprotected sex? They get Gatorades.
                                The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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