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A farmer has three daughters who all have dates tonight.
The doorbell rings and the farmer answers it, the boy says,"Hello i'm joe, i'm here for flo, we are going to the show, is she ready to go?" so she comes down and leaves w/ joe.
The doorbell rings again and the boy says,"hello i'm eddy, i'm here for betty, we're going to eat spaghetti, is she ready?" and so they leave together.
the doorbell rings a third time and the boy says,"hello my name is chuck..." The farmer shot him!"You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --
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I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.Comment
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I thought this was funny, maybe you will too?
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It's been a while since I was able to post here... Got a few good ones.
What is worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car outside an abortion clinic?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
There's a collection of jokes far worse than that... I'm skimming through them to determine which one will accelerate my first class trip to hell the most.Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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I thought I should add something intellectual to the thread.I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.Comment
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' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
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I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!Comment
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Abbott and Costello predicted this!!!!
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How to fix yout EPSON Printer
Here is a very detailled Instruction, how to fix your f....ing Epson Printer, its helvetian dialect, but the Video should speak for itself
If sometimes you feel a little useless, offended and depressed always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm of hundreds of millions!Comment
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There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don'tComment
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And speaking of "does not speak English" just a few clicks away is this girl appearantly laughing in a foreign language.
Okay... She speaks English, but I strongly suspect she's from deep inside of redneck territory since there's at least a duck, hyena, and a goat in her gene pool, and it would appear that her family tree does not branch.
Laughing Girl - YouTube!73 DE W5SSJComment
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A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgow, worried about her husband's temper and threatening manner.
The Doc asks: "What's the problem, Janet?
The woman says: "Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinae know what to do. Every time ma hubbie comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me aroon'."
The Doctor says: "Aye, well... I have a real good cure for that. When your husband arrives home intoxicated,just take a wee glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep."
Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
She says: "Doctor that was brilliant!
Evrae time ma hubbie came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished an' swished, and he didnae touch me even once! Tell me Doc...wha's the secret? How's the water do
that?"
The Doctor says: "Janet hen, it's really nae big secret. The water does bugger all - it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick..."$hit Happens - Deal with it and move on.....................................sigpic....................................Lock & LoadComment
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