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How do crazy people navigate?
They Take the Psycho Path!What's Brown and Sticky?
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The Grim Reaper came for me the other night,but I managed to beat him off with a vacum cleaner.
Talk about Dyson with death.
Q: What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A: Baboom!!!!
A couple were watching television when the husband picked up the remote and started flicking channels.
Porn - Golf - Porn - Golf - More Golf - Porn - Golf - Porn.
His wife says,"For Gods sakes,leave it on porn - you know how to play golf..."Comment
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Freeze the balls of a Brass Monkey
Here in OZ we use a variation on the above quote.
When the weather changes to extremely cold and we're standing around shivering in our boots : We usually state "-- they'res probably a lot of Brass Monkey's looking for welding today."Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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How about "it's colder than a stainless steel shitter on the shady side of an iceburg"...EmujoIf you don't see your question answered in the forum, please don't think it's OK to PM me for a personal reply...I do not give out firmware and/or manuals.Comment
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How about "it's colder than a stainless steel shitter on the Dark Side of The Moon ?Comment
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Here in the southern US we don't usually have much cold weather, but a couple years ago when it did get extremely cold all the techs were trying to one-up each other about how cold they were. I lost track when it got to:
"Colder than a witch's tit in an iron bra doing push-ups in the snow on the dark side of the outer moon of Uranus in the middle of winter at midnight with the air-conditioner running and eating a Popsicle."
I really don't think it gets much colder than that... at least not in Mississippi.73 DE W5SSJComment
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$hit Happens - Deal with it and move on.....................................sigpic....................................Lock & LoadComment
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A man and his friend meet at the club house and decide to play a round of golf together. The man has a little dog with him and on the first green, when the man holes out a 20 foot putt, the little dog starts to yip and stands up on its hind legs.
The friend is quite amazed at this clever trick and says, "That dog is quite talented! What does he do if you miss a putt?"
"He does somersaults," says the man.
"Somersaults?!" says the friend, "That's incredible. How many does he do?"
"Hmmm," says the man. "That depends on how hard I kick him in the ass."
A blonde buys a handgun at a local pawn shop because she thinks her husband is
cheating on her. When she gets home, she finds her husband in bed with a woman.
The Blonde grabs the gun out of her purse, loads it and points it at her own head.
Her husband seeing this starts screaming at her not to
Shoot.
The blonde replies "Shut up stupid! You're next!"Comment
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A doctor confided in an attorney friend. "I have a problem," he said. "Whenever I'm at a social gathering, people tell me about their medical problems.
I don't mind giving advice, but I feel like they're taking advantage of me. Would it be legal or ethical for me to bill them?"
"Absolutely," the attorney replied. "That'll be $200.""You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --
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Many woman claim that men lack imagination & creativity.
They obviously haven't seen a man who has lost his bottle opener.
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers arrive at a swanky New York restaurant in all there finery after performing at a charity event. While being escorted to their table, a waiter stumbles carrying a large tray of desserts and covers poor Fred from head to toe in a gooey mess of cream, jam and chocolate.
Fred clears the mess from his face, looks himself up and down and says to the waiter,
"Now look what you've done, I've got pudding on my top hat, pudding on my white tie, pudding on my tails."
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Squarehead - A type of person without a sense of humor and unable to enjoy a sense of humor.
What is the office called that one puts a squarehead in?
- A Cubic Hole
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