Joke of the Day

[NeoMatrix]

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You may find the following equation a help:

V(hemi) = 2/3 π r^3 (Volume = two thirds pi times radius cubed)

Have fun...

You forgot to add in the equation for the ancient egyptian hand span distance around a sphere.
Which would work out to be (2/3 π r^3 ) /2 . (div sphere in two halves ) should allow for a firm grip on the alger-bra.

[mrwho]

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Look at that rack!!!

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[NeoMatrix]

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Look at that rack!!!

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To be politicaly correct you'll also have to make reference to " LOOK AT THOSE KNOBS"
Sh!t did I say that, ohhh skip that......

I',m outa here

[mrwho]

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Look at that ass!

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[mrwho]

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To be politicaly correct you'll also have to make reference to " LOOK AT THOSE KNOBS"
Sh!t did I say that, ohhh skip that......

I',m outa here

Look at those knobs!!

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[NeoMatrix]

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Look at those knobs!!

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And what a fine selection of Knobs they are too. I see there is Black ,White ,Gray Usual and Unusal. There even some that could pass for oriental.

[NeoMatrix]

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Look at that ass!

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No...no...,no I'm not going to go there. Not with an ass like that....
Ohhh... sh!t sorry....

[mrwho]

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Look at that beaver!

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[NeoMatrix]

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Look at that beaver!

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Now your really starting to scare me . Your digging up photo's that look like my ex-girlfreinds.

[mrwho]

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Look at those buns!

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[NeoMatrix]

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Look at those buns!

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Yes yes they are nice safe buns. They're not baking in the oven so it's safe to say you've had a good night out.
Discriptively speaking of course . You have to be policticaly correct and such these days. You can't off-end any one.
Not that I would do such a thing.

[mjarbar]

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Look at those puppies!!!

[NeoMatrix]

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Look at those puppies!!!

Yep nice looking puppies but I bet the bitch will bite you in the @ss if you tried to play with them...
I'm just saying . I gota keep my politically correct composer here....
Yer right......... .....

[Shadow1]

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But remember, there's some of us that would have no interest in bra size calculations ;-)

The space in between your post and this reply should serve as proof that guys will be pigs just because they can be. No further evidence is needed.

[Akitu]

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On another topic...

A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?"
The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...

"Cleanup, Register 5"