Joke of the Day

[Debs1964]

Re: Joke of the Day

I don't think I ever said I had a manly physique LOL, I happen to think, in that respect, I'm all woman :-)
And I'm never admitting to doing either of the other things LOL

[Akitu]

Re: Joke of the Day

I don't think I ever said I had a manly physique LOL, I happen to think, in that respect, I'm all woman :-)
And I'm never admitting to doing either of the other things LOL

Well then, by vehemently denying at least half of the man list, I can say through the technician's process of elimination, that by eliminating half of the applicable criteria for showering like a man, that you therefore must shower like a woman.

Oh dear, I think I may be more man than woman LOL

^ Quoted for relevance.

Apart from that bit...obviously, and the butt hairs ;-)

^ Further relevance.

I don't think I ever said I had a manly physique LOL, I happen to think, in that respect, I'm all woman :-)
And I'm never admitting to doing either of the other things LOL

^ More relevance.

Burden of proof established.

[Debs1964]

Re: Joke of the Day

Well then, by vehemently denying at least half of the man list, I can say through the technician's process of elimination, that by eliminating half of the applicable criteria for showering like a man, that you therefore must shower like a woman.

I'll admit to doing some of the women stuff, but, as I can shower, wash my hair and apply full make-up in 10 minutes I don't think I'm typical woman :-)

[Akitu]

Re: Joke of the Day

I'll admit to doing some of the women stuff, but, as I can shower, wash my hair and apply full make-up in 10 minutes I don't think I'm typical woman :-)

Can you teach my wife how to do that? Lol.

[mrwho]

Re: Joke of the Day

No, but I do admire the size of other parts LOL

So do I, ma'am! So do I.

I should add that the only time my wife seriously threatened me with divorce was after a particular fart I dropped in the car. Honest.

I also enjoy the sound of an underwater fart when taking a bath. Hell, who doesn't?

[JustManuals]

Re: Joke of the Day

I'll admit to doing some of the women stuff, but, as I can shower, wash my hair and apply full make-up in 10 minutes I don't think I'm typical woman :-)

Make-up = War Paint

[JustManuals]

Re: Joke of the Day

Apart from that bit...obviously, and the butt hairs ;-)

I hate women with more butt hairs than me. Same goes for facial hair.

[Shadow]

Re: Joke of the Day

I'll admit to doing some of the women stuff, but, as I can shower, wash my hair and apply full make-up in 10 minutes I don't think I'm typical woman :-)

That Massive Renovation, Reconstruction and Paving Job called applying the make-up
generally takes my wife about an hour.

You could always have it Tattooed on like Tammy Fay Baker............................................. ..................................

[NeoMatrix]

Re: Joke of the Day

So do I, ma'am! So do I.

I should add that the only time my wife seriously threatened me with divorce was after a particular fart I dropped in the car. Honest.

I also enjoy the sound of an underwater fart when taking a bath. Hell, who doesn't?

She probably said that lumpy farts in air or water are strictly taboo, and are cleaned up by using expensive divorce paper....

[Shadow1]

Re: Joke of the Day

<snip>... I don't think I'm typical woman :-)

If you were a typical woman, you wouldn't be a tech. I don't know why it is the two seem exclusive, but I know there aren't many female techs.

[Debs1964]

Re: Joke of the Day

If you were a typical woman, you wouldn't be a tech. I don't know why it is the two seem exclusive, but I know there aren't many female techs.

'tis true, not only can I get ready to go out in 10 minutes, but I HATE shopping, think logically, don't get all broody when I see a baby, hate cute pictures of bunny rabbits and CAN reverse park my car into a smaller gap than most men :-)

But I do like wearing make-up (war paint for you Paul) and high heels, and I love being a woman :-)

[gwaddle]

Re: Joke of the Day

'tis true, not only can I get ready to go out in 10 minutes, but I HATE shopping, think logically, don't get all broody when I see a baby, hate cute pictures of bunny rabbits and CAN reverse park my car into a smaller gap than most men :-)

But I do like wearing make-up (war paint for you Paul) and high heels, and I love being a woman :-)

It's good you love being a woman because from the looks of it you'd make one silly looking man.

[JustManuals]

Re: Joke of the Day

'tis true, not only can I get ready to go out in 10 minutes, but I HATE shopping, think logically, don't get all broody when I see a baby, hate cute pictures of bunny rabbits and CAN reverse park my car into a smaller gap than most men :-)

But I do like wearing make-up (war paint for you Paul) and high heels, and I love being a woman :-)

If I were you, I'd love being a woman too, Hubba Hubba!

[JustManuals]

Re: Joke of the Day

That Massive Renovation, Reconstruction and Paving Job called applying the make-up
generally takes my wife about an hour.

You could always have it Tattooed on like Tammy Fay Baker............................................. ..................................

I have a cousin who has her eyeliner and lipstick outline tattooed on. eeysh! It's against our religion to have tattoo's. We are taught to return our bodies to God just like we got them. There are some Jewish cemeteries that won't bury you with tattoos. My ex-wife has 18 tattoos, she looks like white trash.

Paul

[JustManuals]

Re: Joke of the Day

'tis true, not only can I get ready to go out in 10 minutes, but I HATE shopping, think logically, don't get all broody when I see a baby, hate cute pictures of bunny rabbits and CAN reverse park my car into a smaller gap than most men :-)

But I do like wearing make-up (war paint for you Paul) and high heels, and I love being a woman :-)

If I were you, I'd love being a woman too, Hubba Hubba!